[VonErmad4]

Expertise does not equal conflict of interest, Ecofarm.

[ultimda horaf]

One of the few posts worthy of a DP. /clap

[AriaDesser]

If the morning wood in question arises from bladder pressure, I think it would be silly to bone with it. You'd be constantly putting more pressure on the bladder in bursts, sex would be painful and you'd never come.

OTOH, I just feel horny in the morning a lot, so I use it.

[Aeaefee]

Well, you read the argument. I'm not endorsing that interpretation of the situation, just treating it as a hypothetical. And it's supposedly not that it makes you horny, just that it gives you an erection to discourage bedwetting.

[cheesypeetyz]

To clarify, it's prostate. Prostrate is a position.

[GooogleGuy]

spoken like a good bottom, asher.

[gedsiz]

I'm a morning person, and there's something marvelously aesthetically pleasing about a thin ray of light from the window coming to rest on a pair of naked human breasts. This is sig material.

I am also a morning person and I believe that the true beauty of a woman can only be seen in the morning, without all the makeup and tiredness that distort their image.

As for the sex, what I do is use my morning glory to poke around her behind in order to wake her up and get her in the mood, then go to the bathroom, and brush my teeth. Until I'm done, the morning wood has succumbed and I can pee with ease. Then I'm back to bed to make myself comfortable and mentally lay out my moves until she does her own freshening up; by that time, my wood is back online and it's happy hour. After sex, a quick nap to gather our strength and then onwards to a rewarding breakfast (which always tastes better after sex).

This is the correct order of things and I pity the fool who does his business differently.

[geasurpacerma]

This is sig material.

I am also a morning person and I believe that the true beauty of a woman can only be seen in the morning, without all the makeup and tiredness that distort their image.

As for the sex, what I do is use my morning glory to poke around her behind in order to wake her up and get her in the mood, then go to the bathroom, and brush my teeth. Until I'm done, the morning wood has succumbed and I can pee with ease. Then I'm back to bed to make myself comfortable and mentally lay out my moves until she does her own freshening up; by that time, my wood is back online and it's happy hour. After sex, a quick nap to gather our strength and then onwards to a rewarding breakfast (which always tastes better after sex).

This is the correct order of things and I pity the fool who does his business differently.

This is a family site, you sick bastard. Seriously apologize.

I think Oerdin's explanation is right, that it is an evolutionary accident when the bladder does things it should not have done and presses where it should not be pressing. This CONFIRMS my theory that you should not be having sex in the morning. Animals do not do it and our bodies are not wired for it.

[immoceefe]

This is a family site, you sick bastard. Seriously apologize. Why should I? Morning sex is a natural mood enhancer that really helps man bear the burden of family life with a smile. It also helps the children learn about the facts of life in a natural way, by observing their own parent's love life and the effect it has on their behaviour thereafter.

This definitely is much more wholesome that having your kids drop nukes on their enemies, in a game of civ (which btw is as good as any videogame can get; imagine them just playing those ghastly modern fps games).

I think Oerdin's explanation is right, that it is an evolutionary accident when the bladder does things it should not have done and presses where it should not be pressing. This CONFIRMS my theory that you should not be having sex in the morning. Animals do not do it and our bodies are not wired for it. I am positively surprised that, at least, this man is not a creationist.

[TOOGUEITEME]

I believe God put us on the earth and wired us to not pee while we have bonars. If that makes me a creationist then I embrace the label. For the record, I am not a power bottom.

[S.T.D.]

As well as the physiological response to bladder pressure, men's testosterone levels peak in the hour before dawn. This is a pretty good time to have sex, as

- the woman is there
- you're less likely to be interrupted
- it sets you up for a great day, where you're in a good mood and less likely to be distracted by the need to obtains some booty.

I can't speak for other men, but the vast majority of my sex is had around dawn.

[Optosypoeds]

True dat too.

[Aizutox]

Don't forget that she's also likely asleep, allowing you to present the sex to her as a FAIT ACCOMPLI rather than risking a "no." Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

I'm given to understand that it's very pleasant for a woman to wake up by having a man gently fondle her.

Also, sex followed by bacon for breakfast makes it a good day no matter what happens later.

[brilkyPlayday]

Simultaneous bacon consumption during sex is close to the best thing ever.q

[klubneras]

This thread is awesome, I'm on a train and I'm grinning so hard people are staring at me.

[pkxlugbsbv]

After the events of this morning, I have only one word for this thread:

Inspirational.

[Guaranano]

You'll get a boner someday.