[PrareeLor]

Which part of Brazil (I see you have begun to write Brasil correctly)?

I have relatives in Southern Brazil, it is by far the most developed part of the country.

[TravelMan]

Rio is too dangerous for my liking, and the contrast in that issue might be too big for you coming from a first world country. The south is safer, more developed and has more of a european feel. In some ways similar to Uruguay and Argentina.

But then with over 12 million inhabitants, you should be able to get a good job in Rio

[WXQMQFIr]

i'm a brit who is emigrating in 5 days, although to brasil rather than to oz. i'm fed up with the lack of opportunities for the young, the crap weather, the social expectations (get a career, a wife and family, buy a house, spend the next 30 years paying for it all, then realise what a rip off it all is and by then you're too old to do anything else...spend some years wondering what might have been, before eventually selling everything you've worked for all your life to pay for 'care' in a crappy retirement home, until you die quietly).

that's not to say that i don't love my country of birth, but like many brits it seems, i don't feel there's a real future for me here.

And do you think any of that will be different in Brazil or do you just prefer to do the same while cavort with tanned girls and even fewer job opportunities?

rio de janeiro

You might as well as move to Cape Town because you'll be under siege from crime in both. I wouldn't sign the citizenship papers just yet because you will likely find life in a 3rd world country isn't as good as you think it will be. Take it from someone who has spent a good deal of time in the 3rd world. They're great places to visit when you have western money but living there is a whole other thing.

[ReggieRed]

Brits have always wanted to emigrate, it's why they once had a worldwide empire. They were always looking for a better place than their shitty rainy island that they had to share with the welsh.

[Anfester]

And brits also get skin cancer like crazy in Australia, they are too pale for that kind of weather

[gghrdfffhfyj]

i'm a brit who is emigrating in 5 days, although to brasil rather than to oz.


I'm not surprised that you're a sexual predator.

[gamecasta]

Probably a paedo too...

[Zs3ZASpA]

Probably a paedo too...


I think paedos gravitate more toward Thailand, but it's certainly possible.

[Eh085zE7]

The clever paedos do things that you wouldn't expect the average paedo to do, like going to Brazil instead of Thailand. Ecotard, for example probably has a second home in Thailand or the Philippines...

[topcasinobonua]

fail

UK > NZ > Canada > Australia...?

[mygalinasoo]

In what way isn't the UK better? London > Toronto. English weather > Canadian weather. EPL > CFL.

The only good things about Canada are really American.

[MormefWrarebe]

I’m amazed that the “Blame Thatcher” crowd hasn’t shown up yet.

[Butiqueso]

* > Toronto, but Canada is more than Toronto.


Toronto is Canada's most important city and your face to the world.

Montreal > London


No. I like Montreal, but no.

Canadian weather > English weather


English weather is shitty, but still much better than frozen Canada.

NHL >>>>>>> anything UK plays


The NHL is an American league. Headquarters are in New York and all the best teams are American.

[Zugaxxsn]

We also don't talk like pansies, sip tea, play cricket, and have Welsh people


These are all solid points in Canada's favor, but they aren't enough to make up for the UK's advantage in the major categories. Sorey.

[EarnestKS]

Yes, but Montreal doesn't even seem like a big city. It's like taking a trip to a French Indianapolis.

[sandracuk]

Plus it's full of those funny Quebecois...

[Honealals]

****ing Québécois. East Montreal is a shithole.

[MyOwnStyle]

Honestly, I'd rather have the Welsh, over the French any day! At least the Welsh can claim a proud military heritage in the Zulu Wars, well the French can't claim ****, other than their ability to lose while holding the high ground at Quebec City.

[ditpiler]

We all know what happened when the Canadians tried to attack France without American help.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieppe_Raid

[MediconStop]

Obviously not enough, although they were the only ones to have any success.

In a subsidiary operation, Operation Cauldron, No. 4 Commando, including a handful of French commandos and U.S. Rangers, landed in force and destroyed their target, the artillery battery at Varengeville (codenamed Hess), providing the only success of Operation Jubilee.