[vintsqyuid]

[NeroASERCH]

I like you dashi (in a totally gay/ungay way). You almost always know when I'm ****ing around and when I'm being serious.

[AlexanderPalamayr]

Fine, I'll play too.

4" unshaved. 8" shaved

[Khurlxgq]

I would think you'd rather be in front of it.

Think about it.

[Fgunehjf]

Wiglaf? Top or Bottom?

[Uciaucrx]

3'', cut, shaved

Gay guys don't shave?

[FYvWldC0]

This thread more than anything has just made me vomit. The image of this disgusting bald physics nerd with ferret penis receiving any kind of oral treatment in what I can only imagine is a penthouse with a mirror hanging over the bed is simply too much for me to bear right now. Have we gone so far? I don't care what you do with your penis, Asher.

This might be the greatest post in internet history. Congrats,, Asher.

[Grorointeri]

Gay guys are too smart to shave. There's only one acceptable form of grooming down there: trimming.


Well, that makes more sense. I can't say I shave all the time; trimming is sufficient unless I'm anticipating new trim and the head that comes along with it.

[JesikaFclq]

Gay guys are too smart to shave. There's only one acceptable form of grooming down there: trimming.

Well, that makes more sense. I can't say I shave all the time; trimming is sufficient unless I'm anticipating head. Here's the dilemma: gay men must always anticipate head, so shaving becomes too much work.

You never know when some horny old Christian puts on the moves and you need to excuse yourself to a nearby public park. It's as the gays learned in the boy scouts: always be prepared.

[mloversia]

Question: Do bears trim?

I've no comment on bears or what they may or may not do. They genuinely creep me the **** out and I've got an avoidance policy in place with bears.

[ensuppono]

They genuinely creep me the **** out and I've got an avoidance policy in place with bears.




Well, there goes that fantasy...

[77rexulceme]

Same reasons blacks can be racist and you can't. Cracker.

[fissasste]

You are totally not a bear, Drake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[DP5Ups8o]

You are totally not a bear, Drake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Not masculine(read that as hairy) enough, or not fat enough?

[Fhgzmftq]

You are totally not a bear, Drake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Have you two met?

[Qdkczrdi]

I am just confused to all FUCJK, how someone gay can find bears creepy and yet be gay --What is it, because they are fat? Hairy? Apparently you are one of the two, you lunatic. Keep working for the phone book and you will be BOTH :Angry:

I'm shocked that you and I both use the same criterion for bears. Fat and hairy. But we forgot the most important attribute; facial hair. Drake, do you have facial hair?

[Fegemiembendy]

You are totally not a bear, Drake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Don't let them know! What are you going to do next, tell them I'm not black?! 1/3rd of the black Nebraskan population.

[GypeFeeshyTes]

Not masculine enough, or not fat enough?


The former...

[xtc2d6u8]

I look like Tycho from Penny Arcade.

Only black.

[Ankeseiband]

Actual Tycho.