[BILBONDER]

It's good to see you again, EvC.

[fuesquemill]

What happened to the Truppen des Toden? I kind of miss them...

Welcome back EvC.

[bjacogaerllyo]

The raving fruit-loop is back in town.

[eropiereetuekm]

Excellent. Well, now that we've established that you're Jesus, please could you put Ben right on a few points?

[JessiPollo]

As my first order of business I hold a big shame on you to all the people, that constantly quote me and can't get my main message right? WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT LOVE THY NEIGHBOR. ok maybe it was the prose, but it means treat people (everyone) with love and dignity (and fairness) like you would want to be treated yourself. What about commandment number 1, Love your Lord your God?

Ok next thing, the crusades hmm generally not a good idea to fight in the name of god, as that will get you sent to a place you won't like faster then anything else. So when the Muslims come and take our land we aren't allowed to fight them?

Third thing, Catholic Church, while i agree its a usefull idea to perpetuate larger families to keep the faithful safer in numbers, cut the crap with the lies about safe sex, do i really care who you have sex with so long as it is able to and does consent. What crap? That sex leads and should lead to babies?

And yes you do care about who you have sex with, after all what's the point of saying one man, one woman, eh?

Fourth thing, Capitalism. Come to think of it didn't I mention something about rich people not being likely to make it to heaven.... don't recall having a conversation about cheat thy neighbor and profit off Gee, I think the problem is love of money, not earning a living.

5th thing, Bigotry, see 1st thing, and if you still don't get it, remember the movie, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? ...something like that... you make me want to shoot things. Well sure, but what about sin Thorn? Are we still allowed to say some things are just wrong?

6th thing, prayer, i could biitch smack Constantine for his stupid lil council, anyways you don't need a church to worship god, but if you like praying along side others thats fine, just don't force everyone, what about "FAIR" = FORCE (answer*nothing*). You might want to talk to Peter...

7th thing, Atheists, go ahead and continue not to believe in me or anything for that matter, but can you cut it out with the FORCING people to do as you want, i mean your belief system sounds like a religion at its extremes, I mean you've done some good from keeping people who yap about the wrong messages from being in power, but cut the crap about forcing crosses off graveyards and accident sites, let people grieve, how they need to, its just proper ettiquite, where is your humanity? (oh i forget your to busy pretending to be monkeys) Wow, and here I thought a ZOT was in order. You aren't a very powerful god are you Thorn?

8th thing, Churches, as amusing as it would be to me for everyone to flock to me, i think you can keep em, just focus on making people good people, and non of this crap about salvation is the only way to heaven. You know what salvation is, its being a good person, so try to get that right at least. You've missed the point of the Gospels. The point is that you can't make 'good' people, because the only one who is Good is Christ. The point is salvation.

9th thing, history, a lot has been said and done, that was or wasn't true. (I'll give you some answers, yes dinosaurs around with humans, people did used to live to be 100s of years old (till they abused that, so thank your wrinkley skin and acheing bones to your ancestors), atlantis = exists (elsewhere), life on other planets yes, aliens you betcha, aliens in the solar system we share YES!!)-- earth is kinda of a oddball, most lifeforms and civilizations live underground, silly NASA aliens are under ya! Mythological creatures (like greek stuff, goblins, dragons etc) - they existed and some still exist, no you people aren't THAT creative. (btw judas was god, you guys really missed that one, anyways after all of the beatings judas and my plan to take power away from the romans didn't work so well when i lost concentration with my powers. He killed himself bringing me back to life with his sadness, so i could attempt to teach past that incident. So yeah a lot of stuff is really wrong. Just remember a phrase, PERCEPTION OF REALITY IS MORE RELEVANT THEN REALITY ITSELF. sounds makavilian yes, but if people don't want to beleive in something it can eat them and they still won't. Man you are really out there Thorn. Oh, and it's Machiavellian.

11th thing, exorcisms, yes there are ghosts and demons and worse things, so you can perform these within reason, and I demand you have some good accountability for how its done. None of this stuff that happens in africa where they behead children cause they think witches cast a spell on them and made them into demons. Demons are tricky creatures, they tend to go after the mentally unbalanced (its a good way in this arrogent (about knowledge) society to mask their very existence). Just be humane and use some common sense about it. and no witch hunt see thing #1. Interesting, we agree.

12th thing, other religions, so long as they get the point (and practice) about promoting good and healthy people and society tolerate them, stop this superiority complex you got going, Yes the jews were the chosen people, but it meant for THEN( chosen meant focused on), (cause they were being picked on) think about other peoples that are nowadays moreso and consider that as food for thought., grammer makes such a difference in how things are explained, sheesh. I really should have wrote it all down and made cliff notes. How is it a superiority complex when Christians call the Jews God's people?

13th thing, Apocolypse, revelations,--- for the love of god give it up already, I'm here to prevent such things from happening don't bloody hope for em. Crazy people, and they thought i was nutty. If you want it badly enough i guess you could kill most things, but someone will always survive, so just shelf this idea period. Ok. So when are you coming back, Thorn?

[UvjqTVVC]

Well, I like the addition of "silly blasphemy" to add color to the otherwise humdrum stream of "atheist blasphemy" found around this place. Diversity

[Susanleech]

Goddammit, Ben.

[Luisabens]

Ben must be the 1st Catholic to argue with his Lord. That'll add a few hundred years in Purgatory, mark my words.

[ElegeExcest]

Thorn threads.

[kenowinnumberss]

Yes, only a moron like ben would take this seriously. But I'm waiting for what God will do when Ben keeps changing his arguments.

[freeringtonesioo]

I won't smite Ben just yet. You can't really smite anyone can you?

[mazabotman]

why is that hispanics will name their kids Jesus but you never see any white folk naming their kid Jesus

[Dilangos]

If Jesus really came back he wouldn't appear through Poly, he'd probably appear through a tweet or second life

[StoyaFanst]

Prove that he isn't Jesus.

I can't prove it as such, but if he were we really ought to be having the end of the world around now.

[exschke]

What Would Thorn Do?

[nannysuetle]

Even if Thorn isn't Jesus, Ben is damned for taking him seriously.

[VardyCodarexyz]

Fearmongering to gain converts is soooooo 15th century.

[Chito]

name them Chris instead?! ("means little Christ")

Why does everyone assume this a troll?

Your lack of faith is disturbing.

Don't worry, there are SOME of us who take you seriously. For starters, you've inspired me to put you up as my avatar.

[Gymnfacymoota]

[ZesePreodaNed]

What further proof do we need?