[tipoketpu]

Ok so I was chatting with some guys with whom I was hanging out last night. We somehow got onto the topic of milk chugging and how they thought it was impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. I bet I could do it. So I'm doing that in like 5 hours.
I've drunk half a gallon of milk in half an hour at dinner once, just because I love milk. Oh and I really hate puking, but I suppose that is a possibility.

Any tips?

Take pictures...

[Nabeqiv]

I've done it before.

Puking followed.

[markphata]

No.

[secondmortgagek]

I only drink skim milk. The guys already said it'd be fine.

[wCYvMKAc]

Cool Hand b etor?

[DiBellaBam]

You dolts, no way she's old enough to get it.

[rasiasertew]

In Attack of the 50-Foot Dickgirls the villain was able to consume fifty eggs in his/her/its toothy maw. (Not that maw, the other maw.)

[VEGLAS - SPB]

Is "milk" an euphemism for something else?

Yes, the liquid that comes from cow udders

[BruceQW]

Ok so I was chatting with some guys with whom I was hanging out last night. We somehow got onto the topic of milk chugging and how they thought it was impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. I bet I could do it. So I'm doing that in like 5 hours.
I've drunk half a gallon of milk in half an hour at dinner once, just because I love milk. Oh and I really hate puking, but I suppose that is a possibility.

Any tips?

the best advice is not to take bets or dares that random guys give to you. In fact don't listen to what guys have to say whatsoever. They only want to get in your pants. Or in this case they want you to puke first.

[DenisLevvin]

In college the student tv station held some competition to try and see if anyone could do it. No one could. They filmed it all. There was lots of vomit. It was rather gross.

Good luck!

[sandracuk]

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+t...gallon+of+milk

Don't click on the links about 50-foot dickgirls, they may not be safe for work.

[CialisBestPrice]

Come to think of it, "50-foot dickgirl" is ambiguous. It is meant to convey that the dickgirls are 50 feet tall, not that the dickgirls have 50-foot long dicks.

[Rndouglas]

Come to think of it, "50-foot dickgirl" is ambiguous. It is meant to convey that the dickgirls are 50 feet tall, not that the dickgirls have 50-foot long dicks.

I have read that a dickgirl with a 50 foot long nipples is required to get a gallon of dickgirl milk.

SP

[bMc8F9ZI]

Probably a lot depends on your stomach strength. But a gallon of skim milk is basically a gallon of water, so it's a matter of pacing, I guess.

[Piediahef]

Don't do it, betor. Once you start with gallons of milk you'll end up eating cardboard boxes just to make a point. Slippery slope. And the people here will egg you on. It's happened before.

I just remembered the time somebody--I think it was Albert Speer--asked the forum whether he should engage in an obviously unsafe form of exercise (laying his lower body on a bed, with his torso dangling unsupported over the floor, and attempting situps). Doc Strangelove advised him to do it, but to take videos while he did it so he (Doc) could watch.

[nerkvcbtre]

Any tips?

Take a lactase pill first, and afterwards.

[Ephedrine]

Don't do it, betor. Once you start with gallons of milk you'll end up eating cardboard boxes just to make a point. Slippery slope. And the people here will egg you on. It's happened before.

Yin

[VZF74G0M]

You might want to warm the milk slightly. One gallon of cold milk in your stomach in an hour will likely chill you quite a bit. We had a friend who drank about twenty glasses of ice water and he was shivering uncontrollably on a hot August night.

[Kimeoffessyr]

It's definitely not a good idea. But, if she does it on an empty stomach and doesn't drink it straight from the fridge, she should be okay.

[omaculer]

Why will her insides be ****ed up? Is she lactose intolerant?