I need help defining quantum alibi
 

Sweet, now we know tubbins is Wiglaf's DL.

the locals think Indiana a some sort of shining jewel of civilization

No offense to you but I've never met a single person from Indiana that didn't remind me of an inbred hillbilly.

That and PAY THE **** ATTENTION THEBEN YOU"RE GOING TO KILL SOME LITTLE OLD MAN ONE OF THESE DAYS http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/rant.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/rant.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/rant.gif

If this case goes to trial using the law of quantum: You will win the case; you will lose the case; and the case will have to be postponed because the judge just committed suicide.