[WFSdZuP3]

Never been a big fan of BJ's, but hell yea she'd better gargle some damned Listerine after gargling jizz, sweat, pubes, and smegma (aka "dick cheese") for twenty minutes. Just because she's courageous enough to brave that mess, doesn't mean I have to be.

[casinobonbone]

I do the same after licking her anyways.

Yeah, but that's different. I have absolutely no rational basis to think so except that vaginas are totally awesome and penises are icky.

[neniajany]

Never been a big fan of BJ's, but hell yea she'd better gargle some damned Listerine after gargling jizz, sweat, pubes, and smegma (aka "dick cheese") for twenty minutes. Just because she's courageous enough to brave that mess, doesn't mean I have to be.

Now imagine how hard Asher's life must be. He has to do both.

[Metrujectiktus]

Now imagine how hard Asher's life must be. He has to do both.

"Difficult." The word you want is "difficult."

[AnetTeilor]

...plus you get off on knowing that she's tasting her own *****.

Damn correct.

[karaburatoreror]

Yes, because I don't want to do anything to discourage the next blowjob.

[hs6KnlcW]

**coughs** ahem....can a member of the opposite sex enter this discussion? What about if there was no exchange of fluids just a little playing with the jibblies as it were but the job wasn't finished. What about then with the kissing? My husband will kiss me after that, never really tried the other because I usually head for the bathroom as shortly as I can politely exctricate myself.

[Lenny Hensley]

You big girl's blouse.

Maybe, if I was being even halfway serious.

I bet you're one of those people who only watches lezzer porn, because you think the sight of a big old stiffie might make you a bit gay.

True except the "because" part. Granted, as a personal preference I'm not a fan of having big throbbing cocks shoved in my face if I can easily avoid it, but the real reason is that it's more enjoyable to picture oneself actually, you know, getting it on with the female depicted, as opposed to watching some other dude get laid. Why should I care that he's having a good time?

[gugqgbyzlp]

Would you kiss a female suicide bomber who had just blown you?

[Czrzftmz]

...plus you get off on knowing that she's tasting her own *****.

+1

[pumpineemob]

Never been a big fan of BJ's, but hell yea she'd better gargle some damned Listerine after gargling jizz, sweat, pubes, and smegma (aka "dick cheese") for twenty minutes. Just because she's courageous enough to brave that mess, doesn't mean I have to be.

how disgusting is your wang? Us in the modern world actually wash ours.

[Pataacculakp]

thread title still not changed. I like getting blown as much as the next guy, but it doesn't belong on the thread title.

[fabrizioitwloch]

thread title still not changed. I like getting blown as much as the next guy, but it doesn't belong on the thread title.

Boooooo!

Censorship and its supporters. Tell me in what way would it be less explicit if it was changed to felatio or "after a girl preformed oral sex on you".


Freedom of expression
American puritanism

[GohJHM9k]

how disgusting is your wang? Us in the modern world actually wash ours.

Yes, that would be the joke. Id est, *whoosh*.

In all seriousness though, there will be days where you shower in the morning, or just before a date, and not get laid until hours later. Yes, even a few measly hours can make any man's junk get pretty nasty, particularly on a hot day, and you're a goddamned liar if you say otherwise.

This may seem strange, but us humans are blessed with a thing called imagination. So When you see a guy getting blown, instead of seeing his u know what, you imagine your u know what is in it's place. Simple enough concept. I find the closer their's resembles yours the easier it is to imagine. So that's why I prefer cut white men, it's easier to imagine me in their place.

I guess I never gave it enough thought and effort to bother parsing through multiple pieces of porn until I finally locate one that includes a dude whose torso and wang look similar to mine, and whose face is never shown, and who doesn't grunt or talk or in any other way remind me that he's not me, a combination which is extremely rare to begin with. Isn't it just a hell of a lot easier to look at a hot naked female (or pair thereof) getting ready for you, and "imagine" what it'd be like to dive in? If anyone here lacks "imagination," it's you.

[hansen384cbh]

Sure, why not?

JM

[favwebbb]

So you're telling us you have genital herpes.

[amimabremiBit]

No, actually the implication would be that Jon Miller has herpes.

Touche. Carry on.

[Jourgenz]

Considering I am a complete virgin, that isn't very likely.

JM

[datingcrew]

Women definitely get less picky as you get older.

[MarythePuppy6]

Women definitely get less picky as you get older.