[Xodvbooj]

Why do women seem to take this seriously?

Who cares? Just know that they do and use it to your advantage.

Also, Leos.

[Mjypksun]

I'm the best one! Whichever that is.

[Frogzlovzy]

Why do women seem to take this seriously? I don't know any guys who do, except to hold conversation with women and pretend they are interested- as I do. What year is it now? 2008, and people still believe this stuff? I'm getting annoyed having to fake interest and not call the woman a dumb you know what. .

The Greeks had a handy explanation for this: they believed that women were subhuman and irrational.

[KLIMOV25gyi]

BTW, Dis, it´s 2009 already - sorry to disabuse you...

[Brutton]

They also make awesome cheese

[BoBoMasterDesign]

Cancer has a negative connotation, so i prefer Lobster nowadays.

[welihiedginly]

In a vicious Lobster Attack?

[VFOVkZBj]

Aries. I would think a strategy game site would attract a lot of the fire sign people (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarias). That is, if there were anything to that stuff.

[GypeFeeshyTes]

Actually, astrological constellations have no relation to real ones anymore. When I was born, Sun was in Scorpio, but my astrological sign is Sagittarius.

[Liaiskelile]

Unorthodox, did you just admit you scammed people at this and may not believe in astrology? Then added an attachment that advertised astrology service. How does including that ad jibe with question #1?

Yep, I did (past tense) scam people, and no I don't believe Astrology can tell you what to avoid tomorrow, or 'beware of difficult situation'. But, at least there is a system to it, unlike other means of scamming people. (care to let me read your palm?) I do think that, more often than not, a proper reading of the general personalities is fairly accurate.

Unfortunately, that proper reading typically costs $. A couple years back, I offered folks free readings based off this link's charts on another site. If that site wasn't a virus infected plague-land now, I'ld link to that. I'm awful rusty, and there's far too much traffic here for me to even think of being capable of keeping up with such an offer here.

I copied and pasted my profile that happened to have a link to a pay service. I'm lazy and I suck, so what? If people want to invest their money in this, hey, what do I care? I'ld never presume to tell others what they should believe. Astrology, collection plate...eh, whatever you want.

[Yyaqyped]

Actually, astrological constellations have no relation to real ones anymore. When I was born, Sun was in Scorpio, but my astrological sign is Sagittarius.

Date and time? As I said, allowances for cusp babies.

[zdlupikkkdi]

Date and time? As I said, allowances for cusp babies.

December 12th.

[interbaoui]

The one before Cancer is Gemini. Which I am. You got a problem with Gemini?

He was saying women have a problem with it. I am also a Gemini and although it was never given as a reason I can confirm ample difficulties with women

[PZXjoe]

December 12th.

Oh, I get it.
You're talking Sidereal Astrology. Which, doesn't align perfectly with the sun, either, btw. (despite what it's proponents like to claim)

Frankly, the sun was in neither constellation, proper, on your birth, it was in Ophiuchus. Which isn't a sign, which is why no system ever lines up perfect.

[pirinosa]

Name: Naked Gents Rut

Rising Sign is in 11 Degrees Leo
You love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident and dominant. You are very proud of yourself, sometimes quite vain even. When all around you are bedraggled and falling apart, you look like a million bucks! Very dignified and honorable, you enjoy the power and privilege, but not the responsibilities, that come with leadership. You are very idealistic but can also be quite stubborn. Others impress you only if they have integrity (but wealth, power and influence can also turn your head). You prefer rich, elegant surroundings and possessions, and will try to acquire them as your budget allows. Physically, you are very impressive - - at your best you have a regal, charismatic demeanor and bearing. Try not to be such a showoff!

Sun is in 29 Degrees Leo.
More than a bit of a showoff, you love to be the center of attention! But others do not usually mind because they tend to enjoy your genuine warmth and affection. Very spirited and willful, proud and self-important at times, you demand your own way. You are quite honest, however, and the respect of others is very important to you. You never compromise yourself and you pursue your goals with persistence and dedication. Your regal presence and demeanor draws you to positions of leadership and authority. But beware of being overly hardheaded, domineering, ostentatious or patronizing or you will lose the goodwill and admiration that you enjoy. Very theatrical, you live life on a grand scale wherever and whenever possible. Your strength and energy vitalizes those who come in contact with you.

Moon is in 07 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. You are devoted and caring to those you love.

Mercury is in 12 Degrees Leo.
You are usually quite convinced that your own ideas are correct and you enjoy persuading others that they are. At times, you are very stubborn and proud of your beliefs and principles, and you get very defensive when they are challenged. You appreciate truth and honesty -- you practice it yourself and expect it in others. You have good talent for organizing, directing and planning. You delight in being asked for your advice and counsel.

Venus is in 29 Degrees Leo.
You have a striking, regal appearance and demeanor that attracts others to you. Your friendship is highly sought and you tend to take friendships quite seriously -- you remain loyal and true to those to whom you are attached. For you, love is mixed with pride and respect. Relationships are over when you lose respect for your partner. Be careful of a tendency to relate only to those who make you look good -- the powerful, important and influential. This can lead to arrogance and selfishness, and neither of these qualities becomes you.

Mars is in 09 Degrees Cancer.
Your moods are very important to your overall well-being. You are confident and self-assertive when you are feeling upbeat, and you are retiring, irritable and grumpy when you get depressed about anything. Very sensitive, you wear your heart on your sleeve. You are easily angered whenever you think someone has slighted you. It is best for you to show your anger immediately and let it all out, rather than to try to hold it in or to hold grudges for a long time. You're extremely loyal and defensive of your family, neighborhood, community and culture.

Jupiter is in 22 Degrees Leo.
You must be proud of all that you do in order to grow and develop. You enjoy being totally honest and aboveboard and you revel in the admiration and respect you receive from others due to your high- minded, upright way of life. Make sure, though, that your natural tendency to boast and show off is based on your actual accomplishments. Don't fall prey to self-exaggeration or arrogance. You truly do like outrageous spectacles and grand jolly times and will go out of your way to make them a reality.

Saturn is in 14 Degrees Virgo.
Your life must be orderly and practical and full of known and familiar routines in order for you to feel comfortable with yourself. Be careful, however, not to let "order" become the be-all and end-all of your life, or you may become cold, crass and unfeeling. Doing useful, practical things boosts your self- esteem. Abstract concepts and reasoning seem frivolous and a waste of time to you. You are very critical of yourself (and others), indeed at times quite self-deprecating. Try to relax a bit and allow yourself the freedom to fail once in a while. However, you probably won't fail very often because you are such a perfectionist.

Uranus is in 17 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your peer group, demand to confront life at its deepest and most meaningful levels. Very compulsive and obsessive in your approach to everything, you will avoid anything that is casual or superficial, especially when it comes to relationships. You will seek out and explore new methods of healing as well as different ways to deal with deep-seated emotional problems.

Neptune is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be comfortable with the concept of the "global village."

Pluto is in 17 Degrees Libra.
For your entire generation, this is a time of radical changes in society's attitude toward marriage and interpersonal relationships. There is a general fear and awe at the power inherent in making emotional or contractual commitments -- they will not be entered into lightly.

N. Node is in 08 Degrees Virgo.
You're usually quite at ease in leaving leadership roles in the hands of others. You would rather tend to the thousand and one details that need to be accomplished to keep any group going. Although you're very fussy and high-minded when it comes to choosing your associates, once your loyalty is given you can be trusted with many of the practical aspects of any project that is being undertaken. Usually quite unselfish, you will toil long hours in the service of any worthy cause that demands your attention. But be careful that your perfectionist tendencies don't get in the way of making real progress. (In other words, don't waste your time dusting clean shelves!)

Dude. This totally explains why I so easily dominate all the nerds on this site.

[Saduyre9de]

You are known for being open, frank, outgoing and honest. ... you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. ... Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy.

Those sound like you. Or at least your posting persona.

[Dpkefsuf]

That is almost entirely bullshit. There are a couple of "stopped clock" hits in there, of course.

-Arrian

Well, just glancing at the actual chart, Saturn and Jupiter are in Retrograde, so they should be woefully off (though I can't be bothered to look up what the retrograde translations would actually mean)

The Moon and Venus should be inacurate as well, but not quite as drastic, as their house does not match their sign.

(I can't be assed to bother with anything past Saturn as it's irrelevent)

[PyncGyncliacy]

Mine couldn't be MORE wrong.

You love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident and dominant. You are very proud of yourself, sometimes quite vain even. When all around you are bedraggled and falling apart, you look like a million bucks! Very dignified and honorable, you enjoy the power and privilege, but not the responsibilities, that come with leadership. You are very idealistic but can also be quite stubborn. Others impress you only if they have integrity (but wealth, power and influence can also turn your head). You prefer rich, elegant surroundings and possessions, and will try to acquire them as your budget allows. Physically, you are very impressive - - at your best you have a regal, charismatic demeanor and bearing. Try not to be such a showoff! 1. Actually I hate being the centre of attention. I am actually really shy. Looking like a million bucks? No. I prefer rich, elegant surroundings? No. Physically I am very impressive? No.

The only things they are right about is that I am very idealistic and quite stuboorn.

You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love to prolong and savor enjoyable times. You appreciate and need comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets). You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature properly, even though you try to avoid them. Affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger -- when you do become emotionally upset, you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm returns. You demand real results from any situation -- abstractions are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic, your hands love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical sexiness that others find quite seductive. This is actually pretty accurate, except for the 'artistic hands'.

Moon is in 25 Degrees Scorpio.
Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy. Your moods are deep, extreme and not always completely understood by yourself or by those with whom you have to deal. Emotionally, you tend to prefer to live at the cutting edge of life, pushing your reactions to the ultimate extremes, even if the results are dangerous or upsetting. You are easily jealous and very suspicious -- you require a great deal of emotional reassurance. A good detective, you are very curious about deep and mysterious things, especially human nature and motivations. Be careful not to be ruthless, tactless or too overly frank or you will meet with much resistance from others. More accurate then not.

Mercury is in 18 Degrees Gemini.
Your mind is active, quick and agile. You are very restless and you get bored easily. Unless you receive constant mental stimulation, you become extremely nervous and begin to act in an unstable manner. You are probably a good student because of your natural inquisitiveness. You also love to travel. Your learning tends to be superficial, though, because you have a relatively short attention span. Try to develop the mental discipline to finish what you start. Also, you tend to talk on at times seemingly just to fill space -- make sure that your conversation has some substance to it or others will start avoiding you. I'm sure Poly would call this particularly accurate, but I'd argue I have a more then superficial knowledge.

Venus is in 08 Degrees Gemini.
You are friendly, warm, open and tolerant toward others. You love variety in relationships, indeed you may even prefer to maintain more than one relationship at a time! Very witty and humorous, you have the ability to amuse and please others. This makes you quite popular. You love to play the field and thus find it difficult to settle down and make any deep emotional commitments. Your innate charm and vivacity makes you welcome most everywhere you go. Umm, no. It would be hard to be more wrong. I am the exact opposite of each of these statements.

Mars is in 17 Degrees Taurus.
Careful, slow and thorough about all that you do, at times you are also willful and stubborn when others try to alter your course. You are definitely not a quitter -- you will work long and hard to get what you want. Your possessions are very important to you. One of your continuing problems is that you tend to regard the significant people in your life much the same way as you do your possessions -- you become overly attached and much too jealous. You repress your anger when you get upset and that is not healthy. Try to learn to show your anger immediately in order to avoid painful explosions later. This is actually pretty accurate.

Jupiter is in 00 Degrees Libra.
You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable. Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your aesthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive. Nope, I do just fine making up my mind. I don't have refined tastes. Compromise, that's an interesting observation. 50 of one, half a dozen of another.

Saturn is in 03 Degrees Libra.
Although you take quite a while to make decisions, you usually consider all sides to a question, all the pros and cons, and the solution you come up with is very often the correct one. You tend to be very reserved and shy, but, once you make a commitment to someone (in either a business or personal relationship), the partnership is forever. You have a strong sense of justice and fair play and greatly respect the laws and institutions by which you are governed. As such, you are outraged when others break laws or show contempt for authority. Yes, pretty much exactly spot on.

Uranus is in 28 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your peer group, demand to confront life at its deepest and most meaningful levels. Very compulsive and obsessive in your approach to everything, you will avoid anything that is casual or superficial, especially when it comes to relationships. You will seek out and explore new methods of healing as well as different ways to deal with deep-seated emotional problems. Yep, same here.

Neptune is in 24 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be comfortable with the concept of the "global village." If Catholicism is considered 'extreme', this would be spot on. Right, even though the biases of the author are showing.

Pluto is in 22 Degrees Libra.
For your entire generation, this is a time of radical changes in society's attitude toward marriage and interpersonal relationships. There is a general fear and awe at the power inherent in making emotional or contractual commitments -- they will not be entered into lightly. Likewise.

N. Node is in 03 Degrees Leo.
You prefer to take the leadership role when it comes to dealing with others. You enjoy administering and organizing group activities. Others tend to listen to your suggestions because you aren't usually overly domineering or patronizing in your interactions. You love to entertain in a big way -- you're at your best when throwing a large and lavish party. Your popularity and social success are assured as long as you don't take others for granted -- resist the temptation to become snobbish and arrogant. Not really accurate at all.

Leo ascendant and Venus seem completely off. So much so it makes me curious as to why the others are closer.

[Ruilnasr]

BK, agree that Jupiter part is utterly unrelated to your poly persona. Well from what I'm seeing with Leo Ascendent, Sun in Taurus, Moon in Scorpio would explain why I like being the way I am on Poly.

Suspect that your poly noise is a reflection of who you really are. Or a reflection of how I would like others to see myself. Jupiter in Libra is about half right.

You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues
You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice.
you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable.
Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Yes,

but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind.
Your aesthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive. No.

So more accurate then I'd probably like to think.

I'm still tryiing to figure out Venus in Gemini though. It doesn't sound like me at all!

[SetSnonejog]

You are known for being open, frank, outgoing and honest. ... you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. ... Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy.

Those sound like you. Or at least your posting persona. Some of that is on the mark, sure. Open, frank, outgoing, honest, sloppy & jump to conclusions are all largely true (though I really have worked on that last one and am less inclined to it than I used to be). Avid reader comes and goes. Intense feelings... I am excitable (that's the Scilian in me ), but I'm quite capable of not taking something seriously. Very angry/very sad or totally happy is not even close. I'm pretty even keeled. I can quickly get worked up during an discussion, but I can let it go quickly too.

Like I said, stopped clocks. The rest of the stuff, the bits you didn't quote, was even more off.

-Arrian