[vSzsgifP]

Is this a personification of Russian international politics over the last couple decades?

[ehib8yPc]

Raccoons are dangerous and vicious animals.

[usadatronourl]

Okay, onodera's picture was funny to begin with, but then Gramps comes in with that little story and

[aburva.org]

Idunno...I bet a raccoon can chew through a pecker pretty quickly when it's POed...especially one that's sorta soggy from its owner being hammered out of his mind.

EDIT: On the other hand, I can't find any mention of this story that isn't plainly indebted to the Sun, which I understand ain't the world's best newspaper.

[blogwado]

Nope, uhuh, no way, aint buying it.

Don't let truth get in the way of a good story, Lance.

[mikelangr]

I do not believe this. [..] Nope, uhuh, no way, aint buying it.

I can't find any mention of this story that isn't plainly indebted to the Sun, which I understand ain't the world's best newspaper.

Both QFT.

Don't let truth get in the way of a good story, Lance.

I find the story lame.

[Anakattawl]

It's the Sun. What do you expect?

[viagraman]

I can see dan doing a casual check of the forums, just passing throught the OT, ignoring most of the threads and suddenly.......................................... .

Drunk tries to rape Raccon, gets penis chewed off.

Now that he has to check out.

[SkatrySkith]

I can see dan doing a casual check of the forums, just passing throught the OT, ignoring most of the threads and suddenly.......................................... .

Drunk tries to rape Raccon, gets penis chewed off.

Now that he has to check out.

rah..one post would have sufficed, but that DP..well..looking twice at your ferret..thought I saw it wink at me..then a snarl..and I mean, I promise to behave..not only do you have have the best penile institution available (RE: MINGAPULCO ) but you could add as possible punishment a conjugal visit with your ferret

I mean, you think Rocky Racoon was tough, Ferrets Love meat and have some big teeth to boot

Look at them teeth..dang

and the other pic, word is spreading in Russia, now a wildabeast Lesbian has tried having her way with two of 'em, and they are gonna kick her @zz if she tries to feed em fish and cheese One More Time

[Clarissa]

It's the Sun. What do you expect?

[drgshmcm]

There are usually over 57 other pages you know.

(Although most of these are devoted to racist stories, lewd pictures of celebrities, and brainless sports stories)

[T5qYkHWQ]

Come to think of it, though, do they even HAVE raccoons in Russia? I thought they were a New World species (hence the Native-American derived name). Were they introduced?

Wiki says they are native to North America (Panama to Canada) but through accidental release or deliberate introduction they are now established in several parts of Europe and Asia.

[nvmrfgopyy]

Well there was that anti-rape device she mentioned. Maybe a poor Russian woman couldn't afford the South African method and decided to improvise...

[vodaPlaps]

I find the story lame.

I find the story flaccid and without strong support.

[Soadiassy]

I can see dan doing a casual check of the forums, just passing throught the OT, ignoring most of the threads and suddenly.......................................... .

Drunk tries to rape Raccon, gets penis chewed off.

Now that he has to check out.

Yeah, tune in to the next episode of Polycast, where we discuss this even further, with Dan pulling out statistics as to the impossibility of this act actually occurring

[Nadin Maison]

[Broorbbub]

A friend posted it on facebook.

[Effopsytupt]

This reminds me of the story of the ecuatorian who accidentally raped a woman in a nudist beach

[Abraham]

rah..one post would have sufficed, but that DP..well..looking twice at your ferret..thought I saw it wink at me..then a snarl..and I mean, I promise to behave..not only do you have have the best penile institution available (RE: MINGAPULCO ) but you could add as possible punishment a conjugal visit with your ferret

I mean, you think Rocky Racoon was tough, Ferrets Love meat and have some big teeth to boot

Look at them teeth..dang

and the other pic, word is spreading in Russia, now a wildabeast Lesbian has tried having her way with two of 'em, and they are gonna kick her @zz if she tries to feed em fish and cheese One More Time

Those look like weasels or really large ferrets.

[colmedindustry]

"Opps! Was that me?"