I just received a panic message from a friend of mine
 

Send Wiglaf to set him on the right path http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

I'm pretty sure this is a result of the Straight Agenda. There have been organized movements lately by the Straight Agenda activists to insert hot slutty women in the vicinity of gay men in the hopes of converting them. I hear they advocate teaching straight sex and straight marriage in pre-school now. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Let me help. Tell me where these places are. I will pose as gay (I can pass) and divert the hot slutty resources away from the real gays. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif to a true team player.

I'll PM you the details and buy you a first class plane ticket. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by Theben
Maybe "she" is a she-male and the pheremones are confoozin' him. An enemy infiltrator! Yes, I didn't consider this either.

I will have to commission one of my straight friends to do a clit check.

Edit: I am so impressed that is not censored.

Punch him in the dick.

Originally posted by Lorizael
You should let him experiment with his sexuality. Let him try women with strap ons, for example. Your moral depravity upsets me. WWJD?

He is obviously the weak link in you organization Asher. Your gay conspiracy can not afford to take risks with such non hackers, not this close to your ultimate victory.

Time to clean house, god knows what secrets he has already divulged flirting at the office water cooler.
at the office water cooler.

Originally posted by Patroklos
He is obvioulsy the weak link in you organization Asher. Your gay conspiracy can not aford to take risks with such non hackers, not this close to your ultimate victory.

Time to clean house, god knows what secrets he has already devulged flirting at the office water cooler. That's a measure of last resort. We may have to just throw him out of a car outside a George Strait concert and let him fend for himself.

A+ thread, would read again.

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Jesus would use a holy strap on. Jesus butt plugs ftwhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by Theben
Jesus butt plugs ftwhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif So you could really feel the holyness inside of you http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by Oncle Boris


And Bryan Adams too. What the ****? No. Not only on, hell no.

Yes, gays tend to like Celine. No one likes Bryan Adams except middle aged straight people.

Originally posted by BlackCat


Well, what do I know - I'm not gay and she annoys me http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/dunno.gif There's only one Francophone Quebecois that doesn't piss me off on sight, and that's Apolyton's own CrOnOS.

pics of everyone or it didn;t happen.

Originally posted by CrONoS


Actually; from my experience, gays are, generally, big fans of Celine Dion. And that's how they harm America.

Oh, are you a gay?

Judging by your picture in your profile that I've just seen for a first time, I'd say you were flamingly gay.

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
omg stp usin the werd gay http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

Straight agenda trying to censor our speech!

If you want to interpret my sentence as that, then that's your right... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Get a room, homos. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/doitnow.gif