[55TRATTERENRY]

A few years back, a Polytubbie posted a link to a What-religion-are-you quiz. I was evaluted to be a reformed Jew. Oi vey!

[moopierof]

Wheat.

[xtrslots]

We can only eat butterside down.

[maxuilg]

- Jewish food is bland
- Boring
- Ritualistic mutilation is required
- The accents are somewhat jarring to the ears

Given the choice on being Muslim, Jewish, or Christian, I'd be Jewish 'just cause they tend to have killed less people.

[RichardFG435]

Originally posted by Asher Given the choice on being Muslim, Jewish, or Christian, I'd be Jewish 'just cause they tend to have killed less people. That's just because they didn't have the power to do so. They're quickly making up for that though.

[MyOwnStyle]

My dad was Jewish, not my mom.

[Obebtetibre]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I smell toast. Rye?

Or Mingl;ed with jam?

[uaodnabnjz]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
My dad was Jewish, not my mom. What is he now?

[Teprophopay]

I couldn't pass the entrance exam.

[alias]

Converting to secular judaism would be awesome. It's the whole "believing in God" part that is problematic.

[ReneCM]

I think that toast need to be perfected by the sweet love of butter... like Jews with the sweet love of Jesus.

:run away:

[RalfDweflywex]

Because I'm of the Tribe of Ephraim. Thus, I'm not of the Tribe of Judah.

[QRhnNSg9]

I'm a bit Jewish, my paternal grandmother was jewish.

[JesikaFlpk]

Why has this thread remained open while the Jedi/Tibetan Monk/(whatever the third spam thread was) were closed down? Is this just one more case of Poly's shadowy but influential Israeli lobby at work?

[Tveabuti]

Originally posted by Elok
Why has this thread remained open while the Jedi/Tibetan Monk/(whatever the third spam thread was) were closed down? Is this just one more case of Poly's shadowy but influential Israeli lobby at work? It's the Joo Communist Bankers that rule the world.

[Larisochka]

Blini
Latka

[ambiddetcat]

Originally posted by Elok
Why has this thread remained open while the Jedi/Tibetan Monk/(whatever the third spam thread was) were closed down? Is this just one more case of Poly's shadowy but influential Israeli lobby at work? You are in the Joo-nited States of America after all...

Again, by accident of birth I luckily avoided such a terrible fate - imagine, no Gold medal winning Oak Smoked Dry Cured Bacon Sandwiches...

[lierro]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
I couldn't pass the entrance exam. Fortunately there was a smart Jewish kid next to me so I could copy his answers.

[Yyaqyped]

I am half jewish and chose to be catholic (lutheran father, jewish mother)

I just think christianity is a more modern religion (in all senses) while judaism is a tribal bronze age religion, which got "modernized" due to the influence western christian civilization inflicted on the european jewish diaspora.

A modern jewish country ruled with laws like the ones of the old testament would look like saudi arabia.
The jews of Yemen were still polygamous in the first decades of the XXth century.

I also think the catholic church and the orthodox church are the only ones who can claim being the church jesus founded, but I picked the catholic church because you can find catholic churches everywhere in south america, the papacy, and because Rome was not conquered by Turks

[Valdoyes]

What did Rome not being conquered by Turks have to do with your choice of religion? Just curious