Which would you hit?
 

None of them. Hilton, Lohan and Spears I really don't like. They are not appealing to me.

Simpson I figure is pretty good looking, so if I HAD to, I'd choose her. But I'd rather disregard them all.

Lindsey. She has some talent, which means some brains...somewhere.

The rest are just a waste of protoplasm. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/neeschud.gif

Hilton, hands down.

I actually find her (looks) attractive.

You figure out what that says about me http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Asmodean

Lohan (actually think she's quite hot), Simpson (chest), Hilton (for some reason I figure she gives good head) and Spears (to say I've done it).

What?! No option for Queen Elizabeth II or Barbara Bush?

Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
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you think of the older members, long live anti-ageism http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/bowdown.gif Hey, hey, hey!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/nono.gif I'm just old. I'm not blind! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/rant.gif

No ****.

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV


Can you just imagine making sweet love to Barbara Bush? My outtie just shriveled to an innie.

And don't say Wiglaf putty the ***** on a pedestral, because no one thinks less of women than I do

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Lohan, then Simpson, then toss up between Hilton and Spears. Yep. With the required condition that conversation not be a part of the experience with any of them.

Lohan used to look good, in red hair, but post-insanity breakdown, none of them. Also on the child molesting part.

Lohan was underage when I first heard of her, so she's always underage to me http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Originally posted by Wezil


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Simpson - 27
Hilton - 26
Spears - 26
Lohan - 21


These are all official Dead Pool stats. They are still children to me.

- Lindsay Lohan. She's more my type and I heard she's a great ****.

- Jessica Simpson.

- Paris Hilton. Based on her movie, she's boring in bed.

- Britney Spears. She's not my type, but she's probably better in bed than Paris Hilton.

Lindsey Lohan for the win. Sure, she's a coke head and probably is about as smart as a rock but she's hot and probably wild in bed.

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Everyone in this thread should get into some sort of farming accident. I am simply overwhelmed by the decadence on display here, what is this, 1983? And don't say Wiglaf putty the ***** on a pedestral, because no one thinks less of women than I do, my point is that men are nothing if instead of designing new things and working we are simply focused on pornographic music video. OH SHE WASHES A CAR IN THIS ONE? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif ? I don't recall ever seeing any of their music videos. I'm just saying, if four professional crazy chicks...oh crap, I forgot to add Tara Reid. Eh, just as well, with the scary boob job I don't think there'd be many takers.

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Everyone in this thread should get into some sort of farming accident. I am simply overwhelmed by the decadence on display here, what is this, 1983? ...
Wiglaf http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/heart.gif

You should have a T.V. Show or a Radio show!!

If Tara Reid is in the mix now, my vote changes to her.

Originally posted by Theben
Spears. I figure she'll be dead in a couple of months, so no long-term fallout from that encounter. MILF http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...smilies/hm.gif

Like I said, if she wasn't insane. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif