[gWhya5ct]

Were the children stoned to death?

[miel]

Why does anyone even bother trying to help out these backwards shitholes.

[sonsayx]

I'd say bomb the backward sh*thole into the stone age, but I fear that would be advancement for it

[Rugda]

That would be to logical.

[xrumerang]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST


If naming a bear muhammed has such cnsequences, shouldn´t this also hold true for naming human beings after muhammed?
And shouldn´t then every person who bears this name be stoned (or burned) because of blasphemy? so what would folks think if someone named a baby bear "Jesus"?

OTOH most christians dont give the name "jesus" to kids.

Obligatory non-PC joke

"how do we know Jesus was Puerto Rican?"
"he was named Jesus"

Obligatory Jewish joke to offset the above
"how do we know Jesus was Jewish?"
"His mother thought he was god, he thought his mother was a virgin, and he went into his father's business"

[JacomoR]

Son-In-Law

Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol.
He says to Sol (who is very religious), "So nu, tell me Sol my boy what do you do?
"I study the Torah," he replies.
"But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her?"
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says G-d will provide."
"But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Mr. Shwartz.
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says G-d will provide."
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like.
"Well," says Mr. Shwartz, "he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm G-d."

[bpejjssoe]

Yeah, esp. in the Spanish-speaking world (what would that be, spainophone? hispanophone?). Also in Greece they have sometimes "Christos" as name.

[Tnzxovoz]

Originally posted by BeBro
Yeah, esp. in the Spanish-speaking world (what would that be, spainophone? hispanophone?). Also in Greece they have sometimes "Christos" as name. I guess you have to be from NY to get the Puerto Rican joke.

[Emapymosy]

How do desert people even know what a bear is? There are no bears in the desert.

[Depolit]

I think we need that guy who did Piss Christ to unveil his next masterpiece, Piss Muhammed. That should end the bear controversey.

[Ambrakam]

Originally posted by lord of the mark

"how do we know Jesus was Jewish?"
"His mother thought he was god, he thought his mother was a virgin, and he went into his father's business" You left out "he lived at home until he was 30."

[klnbgqr]

"I was just impressed that she got them to vote," the teacher said."

[Frannypaync]

That was my point.

[Rurcextedutty]

Actually, while technically a Catholic, not considered a card carrying member. I only go to church for weddings and funerals. Not up to date or a big fan of most of the current dogma.

But I do seem to lean towards anti-islamic due to it's intolerance. Much worse than anything I experienced as a Catholic. Yes, its a generalization and I do know a few people that don't fit the stereotype so I have to constantly review my thoughts on it.

[agracias]

Originally posted by MOBIUS


Since when did logic and religion equate to the same thing? depends if youre a Maimonedean or a Kabbalist.

[Mjxhnapi]

Originally posted by Dry

That he is Portuguese


No, seriously, for christians, Jesus is not a prophet, but G-d himself. Jews don't give the name "Y----" to kids, a lot of jewish kids are called "Moses", no offense there.
What would folks think if someone name a baby bear "Moses"? Id worry the kid is gonna try to split his bathwater, and will get the bear drenched

Ok, so its like 1992. Well it IS 1992. Someone gives this really tiny bear as a gift to new born POTM (it has like no swallowable parts, its ok) .

Now in Hebrew, al means no, not. Al T'daber means roughly "do not speak" Something QOTM and I whispered to each other when trying to get the other to be more discrete about something, in front of non-Hebrew speakers.

So naturally we name the bear, Al t'daber/Al Teddy Bear. Also named after Al Gore. Al Gore/ Al Bear. Al Teddy Bear. Al t'daber.

Now Gore gave a rousing speech to the 1992 Dem convention saying (wrt Bush/Quayle) in a repeated refrain "It's time for them to go!"

So when we were running late leaving the house, Al T'daber would say "It's time for them to go!"

[salomal-qask]

And I do know a few people that don't fit the stereotype so I have to constantly review my thoughts on it. Roughly what % of the muslims you have actually met or know personally fit into your stereotyped view?

Anyway, the crux of the problem is why some stupid do-gooder (I bet she’s a Christian missionary type) thought that it would be a good idea to go to Sudan of all places…

In fact, I bet most of our international crises would be avoided if stupid people knew better and refrained from visiting such places as the Sudan or Afghanistan (those moronic South Korean Christian missionaries one massive example!) etc…

Go to some other place where people can't read or whatever with a beach – better still, stay in our country because our govt has ****ed our education system up so much that at least a third of our children leave school without being able to read properly! If she’s looking for danger, I’m sure Liverpool is at least as dangerous as Khartoum and at least we wouldn’t have an international incident!

[BakerBonce]

Originally posted by MOBIUS


Roughly what % of the muslims you have actually met or know personally fit into your stereotyped view?
Probably just over half. (my biggest problem is how they treat their women. )

But just like every other classification, half are ok and the other half are ******* i.e the posters here.

[sicheAscems]

Originally posted by rah
But just like every other classification, half are ok and the other half are ******* i.e the posters here. rah just called us all *******...

Ban him!

[altosburg]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Anyway, the crux of the problem is why some stupid do-gooder (I bet she’s a Christian missionary type) thought that it would be a good idea to go to Sudan of all places…

In fact, I bet most of our international crises would be avoided if stupid people knew better and refrained from visiting such places as the Sudan or Afghanistan (those moronic South Korean Christian missionaries one massive example!) etc… And don't get me started on those evil International Red Cross types.