[gopsbousperie]

Tell her you want to make her laugh so hard that she pees herself, and that you want her panties after she pees herself.

[salomal-qask]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Tell her you want to make her laugh so hard that she pees herself, and that you want her panties after she pees herself. Cruel

How about one of these? I'm trying to get rid of them, they're embarrassing us internationally.

[Hrennilasi]

VetLegion, I'd turn into men before I'd even consider being attracted to that.

[Cwvnyfsj]

Take her with you.

[muytreda]

Sloww, I'd like that, but I haven't found one that is ready to just move with me where ever I need to go. At this point, I can't compromise either whether I should go or not go, where I could go or where I should go. I need to go where doors open for me at this point so... and it's tough, because that means someone would have to be very flexible with it and I just havent' found anyone who is ready for it.

[Pznrrmaf]

It's either that or she needs to be a career woman. Both are fine with me. Then again, if I'm able to score enough, it would be ideal if she'd be homemaker. I mean I don't know anything about making a nice home. But that takes time as well.. I'm not even close doing that. If all goes as planned, in 5 years that might be possible.

[carreraboyracer]

But you're older plus male. You do work in the FBI, so that would work, but I'm not yet going for males at this point. I still figure I should wait for the female thing to happen.

[Queuerriptota]

You'll find love someday b etor. Try asking out that cute agent in narcotics.

[Nicihntm]

The plural of spouse is spice.

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[d1Bc25UP]

Distance love only works if the distance involved is less than 9 inches (plus or minus a few, depending).

[Sadsidioribre]

Ok - so your moving around alot.

She means more to you than a cheap shag.

You want to connect on an emotional level.

*Nugog takes a deep breath - expecting scorn*

Tell her.

Be upfront and honest.

Explain why ever it is you need to move all the time.

Tell her what she means to you.

Expect friendship while you are moving around - do not expect her to say "Sweet - I'll be celibate while you do what you need to do.".

I say this as my wife and I were "friends" for 5 years - while we both did the things we needed (wanted) to do.

I know it sounds corny - but honest communication is the best way to go - at least you know where you stand.

Good luck!

[CULTDIAMONDS]

Long distance makes things tougher.

JM

[LorencoLoricelli]

I thought you wanted a mail order from Russia

[indartwm]

if you're going to understand me fully...you have to be open to partial insanity...

I'm one of those who is highly skeptical of long-distance relationships. From what I've seen (never tried one myself), they don't tend to work very well. Then again, most relationships don't work out. But the distance has to make things more difficult.

-Arrian

[lXwVlTgO]

We have two threads on this sort of thing in the top 4 already. We need a Romance Problems sub-forum.

[Accecyncphory]

Match worked well for Oerdin, not so well for me.

I spend so much time on the internet, that I think about such things, but then I remember that I lost money on it (I admit I didn't send out many winks/emails/etc, but still... it didn't work for me).

JM

[Dwemadayday]

And b etors.

[QxmFwtlam]

[UncoonsKala]

it's something that can't be learned. sorry.

[Usesdiums]

ooooooooo k but if you get messaged by 12 yr olds, don't blame me