[paydayus]

Is that the test you administered on your wife when you two were dating?

[luspikals]

Originally posted by dudemanjack


Commando was a comedy? Unless you think men can normally rip telephone booths out from the ground with someone inside and flip it upside down, or tear a car seat out from the car frame, or kill hundreds of people single handedly.

[AnneseeKels]

Originally posted by Arrian
I'll admit that I enjoyed parts of Independence Day. Other parts were cringe-worthy.

Definitely not the worse movie ever. Not even close.

Have we really forgotten about Battlefield Earth?

-Arrian I was smart enough not to watch that film.

[ElegeExcest]

I like both Independence Day and Starship Troopers.

[Immarsecice]

Unless you think men can normally rip telephone booths out from the ground with someone inside and flip it upside down, or tear a car seat out from the car frame, or kill hundreds of people single handedly.

I can. I don't know about you.

[exettybele]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Unless you think men can normally rip telephone booths out from the ground with someone inside and flip it upside down, or tear a car seat out from the car frame, or kill hundreds of people single handedly.

I can. I don't know about you. You're French. He was talking about normal men.

[Pateeffelty]

You're French. He was talking about normal men.

You know, it would be harder to lift a telephone booth with your average fat American in it than it would be to lift the same telephone booth with the average Frenchman in it. Maybe I'm not as awesome as I seem...

Typical American BS propaganda, where would the world be without us?

The Americans have by far the most powerful military on earth. As such, they would be the natural leaders of any resistance to an alien invasion.

[Starichok]

Not particularly. I suspect I get more benefit out of the money we spend on our top-notch healthcare system then you get out of the money ya'll spend on your top-notch military.

[BariGrootrego]

the french are now sympathetic to america and want to make america happy

[codespokerbonus]

What killed me about that particular line (the Brits) was the godawful accent. It wasn't even close, IIRC. The arrogance of it (finally we can do something! we were unable to act until the Americans got their **** together!) is a given.

-Arrian

[BoarmomorurrY]

We're No. 1!!!

We even suck more than everyone else!!!

What's this thread about?

[Diortarkivoff]

You could detect the sincerity in his a/s/l, so you started with your name?

[Triiooman]

ah, a stalker, I understand now why you got married (if you can't beat him off with a stick, join him in matrimony?)

[roundman]

Originally posted by Sn00py
Worst. Post. Ever.

:P Harsh.

[xgnuwdd]

I can imagine the alien staring at his view screen with the options "Abort? Retry? Fail?" and wondering.....isn't there a fourth option?

/me