[dmoiknlasd]

Then it has to be call girls or going out and picking up trashy women.

Unless you're all talk?

[Peapeuddedbaw]

Your wife seems cool, dude. Don't do anything she won't forgive you for.

[corkBrobe]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Your wife seems cool, dude. Don't do anything she won't forgive you for. All suggestions will be entertained. Some may be performed.

I'm not going to go too crazy. I just want to hear what you guys think I should do.

[PymnImmen]

There's the Wiggy I know and love.

[Luisabens]

Seriously, you could call your friends and have a boy's night out.

[Annyllop21]

Are any of those code for "coke and hos"?

[Angry White American]

If you love her don't cheat. Drugs of some description is a better option if she doesn't like them. Intensive gaming, and TV/food she doesn't like could also be on the menu.

[Sniliabiz]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Clean the house so it is immaculate for when she gets back. You know you want to be pvssywhipped Yeah, and get some flowers etc for when she gets back - that way she'll think you've done something bad when you haven't really...

[masteryxisman]

Originally posted by MOBIUS


Yeah, and get some flowers etc for when she gets back - that way she'll think you've done something bad when you haven't really...

[JosephEL]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
If you love her don't cheat. Duh. I want to hear how you think I should cheat/do other bad stuff if I was going to.

You people are boring.

[cenRealliat]

Well go **** yourself then you obnoxious ****.

[ButKnillinoi]

[n2Oddw8P]

Originally posted by Flubber


Oh in that case--- you should experiment with submissive ( bottom) gay sex to see if you like it-- Perhaps some guys can recommend a site -- Super-Hung-Rough-Guys or something? That's more like it.

Hire the most expensive do-it-all escort you can for like two days-- she must be jaw-droppingly hot Not likely on my budget.

[Zaebal]

[poispanna]

Why not just go flirt like a bachelor?

Its always fun to know you still could, even if you dont.

Or! You could mysteriously get rid of those skates/shoes she made you buy.

Spec.

[Beerinkol]

start drinking now

after 12 or so drinks drive to a local fast food place. walk in order food. punch the worker who delivers it to you. walk out. if anyone tries to stop you punch them. drive to a church. set it on fire. rob a bank. use the money to bribe a hot nun into having sex with you as you film it/webcast it to the world. have a snack. piss in a fountain. drive to a brothel. pimp slap the first hooker you ****. come back to your house. chainsaw your couch in two. call your wife's mother and cuss her out. take a dump in a library. drive your car into your neighbors house. throw a kitten in a lake. **** an intern.

deny everything when you wife gets home.

[Meerenuch]

Renovate the entire house.

Or, this is the perfect time to set up a major prank.

[egexgfczc]

Originally posted by Jaguar
I think you should brag on an internet forum about how smart you are. QFT

[hablyShappY]

The wife is always away for me, for I don't have a wife.

Life is good.

[KixdricyArrip]

paint your house rainbow colors!!!!!!

go tag some buildings.

get a pet tarantula.