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**neirty** · 01-04-2010, 12:41 AM

Enjoy your divorce court summons, DF. Well, now that we've heard from the tapeworm community: I kind of like married sex. Of course, I haven't had unmarried sex, but I imagine that it's less common when you're not actually living with the woman.

**ArraryTauTDew** · 01-04-2010, 01:14 AM

Sad, but true.

Quantity is down, but quality is up.

**glasscollector** · 01-04-2010, 01:22 AM

Divorce court? Why? I'm not married.

Think hard. Since Texas is not a no-fault divorce state (assuming your homewreckee hasn't been separated for 3+ years), you could be summoned to testify as to whether alleged adultery actually occurred. Since it's civil you could probably ignore the summons if you're a certain distance away (typically a 100-mile radius), or you could always perjure yourself, but in any event it's usually a hassle not worth having.

No-fault FTW

**snislarne** · 01-04-2010, 03:14 AM

That's why I'm rooting for the herpes. Can't return that **** at customer service for any kind of money.

**ValdisSeroff** · 01-04-2010, 07:07 PM

Have we got a pool on "Apolytoner most likely to be bludgeoned to death by a recently-estranged spouse" yet?

**BakerBonce** · 01-04-2010, 08:16 PM

Well, now that we've heard from the tapeworm community

Wait what?

**diundasmink** · 01-04-2010, 10:53 PM

No-fault is no good.

How so?

**Bonioners** · 01-05-2010, 01:26 AM

Married Sex? Is that one of them oxymorons?

**Si8jy8HN** · 01-05-2010, 09:51 PM

Wait what?

DF is a dirty rotten bastard

01-04-2010, 12:41 AM	#1
neirty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 615 Senior Member	Married Sex Enjoy your divorce court summons, DF. Well, now that we've heard from the tapeworm community: I kind of like married sex. Of course, I haven't had unmarried sex, but I imagine that it's less common when you're not actually living with the woman. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 01:14 AM	#2
ArraryTauTDew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 441 Senior Member	Sad, but true. Quantity is down, but quality is up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 01:22 AM	#3
glasscollector Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 525 Senior Member	Divorce court? Why? I'm not married. Think hard. Since Texas is not a no-fault divorce state (assuming your homewreckee hasn't been separated for 3+ years), you could be summoned to testify as to whether alleged adultery actually occurred. Since it's civil you could probably ignore the summons if you're a certain distance away (typically a 100-mile radius), or you could always perjure yourself, but in any event it's usually a hassle not worth having. No-fault FTW Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 03:14 AM	#4
snislarne Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	That's why I'm rooting for the herpes. Can't return that **** at customer service for any kind of money. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 07:07 PM	#5
ValdisSeroff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 566 Senior Member	Have we got a pool on "Apolytoner most likely to be bludgeoned to death by a recently-estranged spouse" yet? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 08:16 PM	#6
BakerBonce Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 349 Senior Member	Well, now that we've heard from the tapeworm community Wait what? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2010, 10:53 PM	#7
diundasmink Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	No-fault is no good. How so? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-05-2010, 01:26 AM	#8
Bonioners Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	Married Sex? Is that one of them oxymorons? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-05-2010, 09:51 PM	#9
Si8jy8HN Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	Wait what? DF is a dirty rotten bastard Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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