[Ingeborga]

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I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

and yes....it hurts like hell [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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And thanks a lot Elana - I\'m going to have that horrific visual running

through my mind for the rest of the day. A close up visual no less. There goes any attempt at sex for me today.

[chppjdf]

Sacogoo-

You\'re freakin\' hilarious, dude! LMAO [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Easy

w/ that strap-on talk...I do have my limits. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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[JosephNF]

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Saggy writes:

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OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood strikes me.

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Seriously? Legs too? Butt crack? But, begging your pardon, why in the

name of all things sweet and good would you do such a thing? And how do you get your back shaved?

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Funny stuff. LOL

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don\'t shave my

legs and I\'m not a moss back, so no need to shave my back. I was refering to pubic hair...duh.

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Believe it or

not, I\'ve known many women who find a shaven man to be quite a turn on. Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more

adventurous (kinky) women, in general. Though I would consider shaving to be pretty tame stuff. The last time my

pubes were shaved, it was a mutual shaving...simply a part of foreplay, if you will.

As a general rule, I always

try to keep the pubes nice and short. I also keep the base of the penis trimmed as close as possible, if not

shaved, by request of my felatio friend. She finds stray pubic hairs to be an inconvenience/distraction when

she\'s doin\' her thing. The last thing I want to do is distract her when she\'s in the \"zone\". I also

find it more \"user friendly\" when it comes to condoms.

Wouldn\'t want to shave the butt crack...don\'t

want to disappoint the girls who are into tossin\' the salad. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Besides, that

would be a bit more complicated.

TMI? Just had to go there didn\'t you.

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I think the idea of an intimately shaved man is VERY sexy.

[TaxSheemaSter]

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Should I give it a pet name like my noo noo, or my

flower petals?
I am opened for suggestions....I seriously never thought that the \"L\" word could shock or offend

anyone on this forum.

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I know what I\'d like to call it;

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] HEHE. Just please don\'t ever call it your \"No No\".

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In the famous movie \"Citizen Kane\", \"Rose Bud\" was

actually the pet name Hurst used with his girlfriend for her Noo Noo. Hurst was angry enough at the thought of a

movie being made about him but when he saw the movie and the reference to his woman\'s tingly parts he went NUTS

and Orson went down the drain.

Saco. \"Vulgar\" ??? \"pedophile\"? \"masochist\"? You by any chance related

to Hurst? Lighten up Dude!

Ash

[JosephNF]

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...long tufts of pubic hair hanging out his ass crack. Horrific.

Oh, come on dude, it\'s not that bad. Looks rather dashing in a nice

French braid. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

The above post come under the heading

of--EEEEEWWWWWW!

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Kari writes:

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I think the idea of an intimately shaved man is

VERY sexy.

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I stand corrected.

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You see, it\'s not that strange. Never had a girl be other that pleasantly surprised when

they discover that I\'m shaved. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

One could also make a nice

game of shving the guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully. <g>

[OEMCHEAPSOFTDOWNLOAD]

This

is a easy question to answer. It\'s personal preference to shave or not to shave. I guess a gynecologist would

be the best person to ask [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[DraidodaRip]

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You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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Holmes

[u8MmZFmF]

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If it wasn\'t for the goddamn Victorian age and

the INdustrial Revolution, us guys would probably have to put forth a whole lot less effort in trying to get laid.

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Be careful what you wish for, I doubt you would want to lay

much wood then.

-------------------------------------------
(E.K.A.F)

John William

Draken - 1859

Excerpt 12.

This lovely afternoon my good, obedient wife gave me a uniquely cunning

eye. To say the least my good friends I was delighted and swelled with ever so excitment. I told her that I wanted

to have my way with the old broad. So gently and nicely I waited on my bed upstairs, as she has her own in the

basement. I slowly watched as she on my command undressed. First starting with her week old corsette, I watched as

it came off, I was delighted to see the yellow week old sweat stains that lined every corner of the once white

inner, I could even smell the sweet subtle smell of urine. Well boys my wife was starting already on a role. In a

good fashion she put it aside as I commanded. It was soaked with that majestic fluid...I would get my hands upon

this later.

As she stood there naked I saw something of great magic which any man could retain his faith

in the female species. I noticed the curling light brown hair upon her nipples, and as I drove my eyes further south

her pubic area was an exotic jungle of twisted hairs which gave of the sweet smell of female smegma. The natural

hair ran around her crouch passing by her anus, simply amazing. To trim (a simple pun young lads) this storry a bit.

I engulfed myself in many activities while she lied their silent and emotionless, just as stern as the queen

herself. I feasted upon her armpits and licked and tickled the hair there. It came later to what I consider the best

part the womb itself. As I went down I smelled the sweet smell of menstrual juices, I was ready to devour.




I am rather splash this evening good mates.

[JosephNF]

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I also love cunnilingus and love not to have to

wade through a dark forest to get to the treasure

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Either that or

you are a masochist, and just love the feel of razor burn on the tip of your nose.

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No razor burn with the new \"intimate trimmers.\" OR with wax, for that matter.

[Ingeborga]

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Personally I like the look.

Maybe if I was a closet pedophile I\'d get into a shaved area, but for

me, it\'s one of the biggest turnoffs possible. It just feels \"icky\" and doesn\'t look right. However, the

opposite is just as gross. Maintence is the key. (Edging the lawn versus trimming the lawn.)

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I also love cunnilingus and love not to have to

wade through a dark forest to get to the treasure

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Either that or

you are a masochist, and just love the feel of razor burn on the tip of your nose.

[itititit]

\"Seeing a

woman use the word \"li...\" to describe a certain area doesn\'t happen too often for me.\"

The *clinical*

term is labia----Latin for \"lip\"!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[southernplayer99]

Sacogoo...if

my dirty mouth shocked you then I assume you would be really shocked to know why I am the Queen of L-S.

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Only a little over 50 posts to go

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[chppjdf]

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You know, I think that women are actually more

vulgar than men.

Just now figuring that out, are you?

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I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

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Really? I had no idea!

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OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave

completely when the mood strikes me. However, not at the moment.

[chppjdf]

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Saggy writes:

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OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood

strikes me.

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Seriously? Legs too? Butt crack? But, begging your

pardon, why in the name of all things sweet and good would you do such a thing? And how do you get your back

shaved?

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Funny stuff. LOL

Sorry to disappoint you, but I

don\'t shave my legs and I\'m not a moss back, so no need to shave my back. I was refering to pubic hair...duh.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Believe it or

not, I\'ve known many women who find a shaven man to be quite a turn on. Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more

adventurous (kinky) women, in general. Though I would consider shaving to be pretty tame stuff. The last time my

pubes were shaved, it was a mutual shaving...simply a part of foreplay, if you will.

As a general rule, I always

try to keep the pubes nice and short. I also keep the base of the penis trimmed as close as possible, if not

shaved, by request of my felatio friend. She finds stray pubic hairs to be an inconvenience/distraction when

she\'s doin\' her thing. The last thing I want to do is distract her when she\'s in the \"zone\". I also

find it more \"user friendly\" when it comes to condoms.

Wouldn\'t want to shave the butt crack...don\'t

want to disappoint the girls who are into tossin\' the salad. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Besides, that

would be a bit more complicated.

TMI? Just had to go there didn\'t you.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[chppjdf]

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...long tufts of pubic hair hanging out his ass

crack. Horrific.

Oh, come on dude, it\'s not that bad. Looks

rather dashing in a nice French braid.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Kari writes:

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I think the idea of an

intimately shaved man is VERY sexy.

I stand corrected.

You see, it\'s not that strange. Never had a girl be other that

pleasantly surprised when they discover that I\'m shaved.

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NOT coarse. Even the Victorians called them lips. That is, in fact, the medical term (labia-- Latin for

\"lips\") I would say that Elana\'s terminology is downright genteel!

Yes, genteel indeed. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Saggy writes:

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Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more adventurous (kinky) women, in

general.

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You know, I don\'t think that any of the women that

I\'ve ever dated could be referred to as \"adventurous.\" And it\'s not that I wouldn\'t mind that, as I

think that I\'d be pretty much open to most things, but I wonder if it\'s just something within my subconscious

that has me ending up with attractive, but yet somewhat reserved (sexually) women. I read/see where some women on

this board have stated that they understand male needs/desires/sexuality and use this knowledge to satisfy their

partner, and I\'m sitting here thinking - \"Wow! Wouldn\'t that be just absolutely wonderful to have/be

involved with a woman like that.\", but now that I think about it, I\'ve got to be the reason why I\'ve never

been with a woman like that. Of all the sexual encounters I\'ve had, only one of them was \"shaved.\" The

woman who I\'ve been involved with in long term relationships were quite \"sexual\", but not aggressive nor

adventurous sexually. I usually initiate sex, and none of them had understanding of the male needs and sexuality.

Damn! What the hell is wrong with me in that I kept dating the exact same person over and over?!

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Don\'t beat yourself up, dude. It\'s all good. I never said that I

haven\'t been w/ more conventional women. I just have certain preferences. Does it really matter whether it\'s

a Ritz or a regular saltine, when you\'re hungry for a cracker? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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[Ingeborga]

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I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

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Sweet mother of all things holy! That was rather

coarse. You know, I think that women are actually more vulgar than men. If it wasn\'t for the goddamn Victorian

age and the INdustrial Revolution, us guys would probably have to put forth a whole lot less effort in trying to get

laid.

[TaxSheemaSter]

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This is a easy question to answer. It\'s personal

preference to shave or not to shave. I guess a gynecologist would be the best person to ask

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Well, you know your right but I just don\'t get in to see my Gyno

as often as I should [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Ash

[itititit]

\"One could

also make a nice game of shving the guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully.\"

You mean

Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[JosephNF]

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\"One could also make a nice game of shving the

guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully.\"

You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

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Isn\'t that

why her name is \"bobbitt?\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

[indocrew]

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You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

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I think you

mean Lorena Bobbit, not Elana Bobbit. Please...don\'t associate the name Elana with what that

woman did. I know our own dear Elana could never do anything cruel like that...so lets not even remotely associated

her name with such a painful memory! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Besides,

Lorena used a knife. Many women feel that hedge trimmers do a better job. <g>