[YpciJQdo]

I have just joined this forum and was straightway confronted with misrepresentations of my faith. My responses resulted in questions off topic to those threads. Hence, a new thread for those who may have genuine interest in obtaining a true answer to a sincere question they may have. Please do not post anti-jackass literature to this thread, I have no intention of bashing my head against a brick wall responding to any such lies and nonsense. Do so in another thread if you have to.

(h/t to this post)

For those of you who may not be familiar with my faith, I believe that jackasses can fly when two conditions occur: that no one is looking, and that we have faith. Gravity is simply heretical.

[suilusargaino]

[muBXvWIC]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

[YpciJQdo]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

[DoctorQuquriramba]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

Suggested but not required (As far as the rumors go)

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[Kliopeion]

how often do we have to change our underwear in your cult ?

[YpciJQdo]

how often do we have to change our underwear in your cult ?

Again, freeballing is preferred.

[DoctorQuquriramba]

Again, freeballing is preferred.

Also known as Going Commando


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commando

[gMUVgw71]

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

For the ladies, it's called tits free.

[suilusargaino]

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

Why would you reject k-os with your first mandate?

Everyone knows she wears hers 2 sizes too small.

I'm only kidding, geez louiz

[YpciJQdo]

Why would you reject k-os with your first mandate?

Everyone knows she wears hers 2 sizes too small.

I'm only kidding, geez louiz

The Cult of the Flying Jackass accepts delusional people of all underwear, but we like our underwear like we like our faculties for critical thought: none at all.

[suilusargaino]

The Cult of the Flying Jackass accepts delusional people of all underwear, but we like our underwear like we like our faculties for critical thought: none at all.

You're gonna need some loose fitting hippie undergarment soul music for entry semblance to the Holy ground.

[n2Oddw8P]

Does the cult love nice art work like this other cult................Unleash the demons it looks to me

[Kliopeion]

Again, freeballing is preferred.

i would guess that brown or camouflage colored Docker's work better than white or black Docker's, for those who choose the Commando route.

[YpciJQdo]

Does the cult love nice art work like this other cult

This is similar to my last hallucination.

[Sniliabiz]

Is your name Joe?

Say it ain't so.

[YpciJQdo]

Is your name Joe?

Say it ain't so.

Very well; "it ain't so".