Almost got myself two cats and another dog........
 

Went to the animal shelter to get myself another cat and ended up with two cats and another dog, playmate for the one that I already have......went to the counter with the girl and laid my three hundred bucks on the counter, sixty five per cat and one fifty for the dog, and then she says to me.......

Her... it will be about two weeks before you get them.

Me... why? I am paying you now.

Her... we first have to go and inspect your home and your property.

Me... sorry but no one walk in my property and much less my home.

Her... I am sorry, because that's the rules.

Me... you mean to say that because of the rules they will die if someone don't adopt them?

Her... rules are rules.

Me...thanks anyway, I'll go elsewhere, you can keep the money for the animals.

Her... but, but, but.

Me...good day.

I went there because I forgot where I got my cat and dog the first time, last night while walking my dog I noticed his dog tag and remembered that it had the phone number of the place where I got him so that tomorrow I'll be going back there.......I hope the new dog eats less than this PIG, his nickname.....hes real name is DOG hahahahahahah.

That sucks ponce. In a way I can understand sorta where they are coming from, but get real. So they will kill the animal if not adopted, because of some suck ass bureaucrat rule to try and ensure they find a good home. It sounds to me that they are more interested in their jobs than the animals life.

Good luck on finding some more furry friends!

i almost got a deer , but it was to far away for my bow . they dont care about saving dogs an cats there all about the money

I liked how you left the money. That person had to think how wrong it was to not give these animals to a good home with you.
Probably should have gotten a receipt for the donation.

Well, maybe it had something to do with the fact that when I went in the first thing that I said was "I am looking for a nice fat cat to feed my dog" hahahahahahahahah, can you really blame them?

A receipt? what for? last time that I paid any kind of taxes, but for home tax, was back in 1998.

should have gotten a receipt for the donation. Who wants to be a slave to Individuals Representing Satan by keeping track of receipts?? It's a habit I was never interested in cultivating...ever.

Not that it would mean anything...maybe it would have prevented that person from just cramming the money in their pocket and keeping it?

There were four more women listening to what was being said.......

Let's see.....that's $60.00 each!

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I was talking to Agnut and he told me that I should post this......every time that my dog and I go out he always stops by the roadside to eat blk berrys.........well, about three weeks ago I set him up with his own flash light that shines over his head, is kind of funny to see this mystery light go bouncing down the road from side to side.......now he has learned to use his head light to find blk berrys at night hahahahahahahah and also to look for the animals up on the trees.

If I laugh at that I'll piss my pants. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/cheesy.gif

Good for you Ponce. Although i would NEVER give money to any animal shelter. If anaything, you should have went and bought $300 worth of dog food and donated it.

Your $300 was pocketed by the criminals who run animal shelters.....

Well, I just got back with another cat that looks like the love of my life that I lost to cancer......I was going to get two of them that looked alike but the other one still needed to be "fixed".......the dogs were to old or to big so that I got none.

This one here hid behing the seat of the pick up and not only did she puked back there bu also took a crap......I think that I'll call her "Crapriolla" hahahahahaahahh......she is now in the house hiding somewhere, I'll look for her in a while.

I'll tell you this much......it is easier to get a wife than to get a cat....you would not believe the freaking paper work, and that's from the same place that I got my dog and my previous cat.

Well a cat will just plain ignore you, unless it wants fed! Then the nagging begins. Oh, wait! Hummm. Well anyway the cat will not insist on going shopping, and you can ignore it with out really watching your back, very much. And for dam sure you will be able to find your stuff where you leave it.. Mostly!!

But one for sure thing is you will have no doubt what the cat is thinking and how it feels at the time!

And easier and cheaper to get rid of!


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I think that we will get a long just great, a while ago I called her and she came out from where she was hiding and jumped on my lap.......took her outside to introduce her to my dog but nothing really happen.....they want me to keep her in the house for 30 days for her to get used to the place..............how about overnight?

My last cat jumped out of the pick up as soon as she came home with me and for three days was hiding under the house till by accident I saw her......after that all went well.

That's awesome! Good luck with her and enjoy!

Report on my new daughter first nite at home....I'll make sure to report it every single day for the next 365 days hahahahah ....... anyway, she decide to sleep on my head.......but first.....she has to fluff my hair with her nails to make a nice soft nest for herself LOL..........I only woke up about 6 times last night to take a pee and she finally decided that it was better to sleep at the foot of the bed hahahahahahahahah.........she is now sleeping on the couch next to me.

She found the cat's window upstairs and went for a walk on the roof of the house, always looking down for the dog...when I called her she came back in.......yep, we are going to get along just great..... Ponce is a happy old man http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/smiley.gif

Only 364 more daily reports to go hahahahahaahahah.

Is this your new cat?

Heyyyyy, stop posting pictures of your mother in law (or is it your girlfriend?) that's not nice http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/smiley.gif