DoctorQuquriramba |
07-31-2012 02:54 AM |
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I hope no birds were hurt doing that. ... funny as tho
We used to have a school song, If I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the ....... . of a crow. I'd fly over......... tomorrow and ...... on the bastards below. A seagull on laxatives could be a formidable alternative but not a very good ryhme.
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At one of my last jobs, there was a break area behind the plant that had some picnic tables under some very old oak trees. There was a gal that worked in the plant that I was dating/shacking with at the time and we would eat lunch and take breaks at one of the tables. There was a flock of crows that hung out in the area that would clean up food that was available. One day kim and I were eating lunch and talking when as I was looking at her, a big wet mass of crow shit hit her on her head, it was huge!!
There was a stunned silence, I knew what happened and she did not, before I could say anything she reached up to feel what it was. It took everything I had not to laugh my ass off! The look on her face was priceless, watching the emotions cross her face from surprise/horror/outrage to humiliation. Needless to say it took a trip back to the house for a shower and change of clothes. It was weeks before it was safe to remind her of it with any humor.
Crows can make HUGE dumps!
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