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That's not a vegetable! Chinese TV reporter left red-faced after mistaking male sex toy for rare mushroom

• Reporter did an in-depth piece about the unidentified 'meaty' mushroom
• The TV station later apologised for 'uncomfortable and misleading' report
  

By Jill Reilly
PUBLISHED: 20:43 GMT, 19 June 2012 | UPDATED: 20:32 GMT, 20 June 2012

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A young Chinese reporter is mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.

Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.

Confused about what they had found, they alerted the local news station,Xi'an TV station, which immediately sent young female reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.


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Distraught: Female reporter Yunfeng Ye, left, was mortified to announce that the sex toy, right, was a rare mushroom



Arriving at the village, she then did an in-depth piece about the unidentified 'meaty' mushroom, including numerous close-ups.
Describing the 'mushroom' Ye commented: 'We can see there is something like a mouth; and on the other side there is a hole that connects all the way through to the other end. It is very smooth. It feels very much like meat.'

She claimed that it was a rare medicinal 'Taisui' mushroom, which needs very specific conditions in which to grow.




However, following the broadcast numerous watchers called up the TV station to say that the mystery 'mushroom' was actually a sex toy for men.

When users watched the video online, many were mystified as to how the mistake was made.

One user wrote 'How do you not know the difference between silicone and an organic fungus??' and another stated: 'That does not look anything like a mushroom - do these people not do their research?'
The day after the programme aired the news station posted an apology on Sina Weibo, a Chinese blogging website.

'Our program last night made everyone laugh,' the apology said, expressing regret for an 'uncomfortable and misleading' report.

'Our reporter is very young and sheltered.'

TV clip............

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21lqgAPzT

Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'

By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 19:31 GMT, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 06:53 GMT, 25 July 2012

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Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.


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The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.


A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
The incident happened on July 11.

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Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys.
Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.
Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21lrKIIEu

So I guess China has a sex-toy problem.

So I guess China has a sex-toy problem. I wonder where Chinese sex toys are made? Lol
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A Chinese guy walks into a doctors office, complaining of trouble seeing. The doctor says, "You have a cataract." The Chinaman says, "Cataract? I drive a Lincoln Continental."


HA

I think that's a Winkin.

No, the correct pronunciation is "Rinkin".

Father says, "Now son, don't masturbate too much, or you will go blind."

Son says, "Dad...I'm over here!"

I decided to look that up, and it's actually China: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/busines...t_10090553.htm

Reminds me of this. God bless the Chinese folks.

That's not a vegetable! Chinese TV reporter left red-faced



Well here's a Chinese vegetable !

It's a plant/herb called He Shou Wu that helps gray hair turn back to it's original color......




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http://en.kanzhongguo.com/health_science/3643.html

What ? Thought it was funny that the Chinese have freakazoid lookin' herb roots !
Blame it on Serpo. It's his thread !

Cute carrots from the garden