[Wavgbtif]

A goat sociologist.

[Misebeita]

Obviously a polytubbie testing Loin's resolve ...

Similarly, if somebody said "I'm a schizophrenic and sometimes I hear voices telling me to felch goats, but no worries, I know that they're just auditory hallucinations and I'd never felch a goat," then I'd be creeped out, but would make an effort to treat the guy normally despite him being creepy.

[xtrupoke]

now we know what UnOrthOdOx has been up to the last few months

[Adwetyren]

Is Nicholas Cage working on a script?

[hereiamguy]

Aren't you from Utah, Aeson...?

My goat suit is much sexier than that (and orange )

[suingincentix]

When I was a kid, we couldn't go swimming or play in the water outside until all the snow was off of Ben Lomond peak. Some years it didn't melt until late August!

ACK!

[JakilSong]

The official explanation is so boring that I regret finding the article.

Spoiler: Link: OGDEN, Utah (AP) — State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Monday the mystery man is a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California.

Douglass told the Standard-Examiner that the hunter called officials and provided enough information to put their curiosity to rest. Douglass says he didn't ask for a name.

The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit. Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.

The man described his suit as a hooded painter's uniform and a fleece.

[JOR4qxYH]

Which reminds me, was it someone here who got confused and said "an escape goat"?