[CindyLavender]

Garden Simulator brings your green fingers to the desktop allowing you to lovingly shape your own garden by growing a variety of flowers, fruits and vegetables, brought to life with stunning graphics.
Apparently these games are big in Germany.

[Lenny Hensley]

Garden Simulator... under features...

- Animals such as moles and snails

[8Zgkdeee]

I'm not really sure what this "aspie" obsession of yours is about, anyway. Is it just a feeble troll, and you get your rocks off from my repeatedly telling you you're being a cretin? Is it some kind of sad bullying thing, where you've identified "aspie" as a group of people more socially backwards than you and you beat on them online for a minor boost to your self-esteem? Maybe you just want more people calling you a tard. It's pretty plain you don't actually know any of us or even have a clear idea of the symptoms, in any case.

Anyway, I start my paying job as a substitute teacher in two weeks, after I come back from a trip to Boston with my wife. Whom I have sex with. Mine is not a glamorous existence, and I'm certainly not going to brag about it, but I like my life, and I'm starting to get my **** together. You can try it, if you like. Thank you.

Your life sounds pretty decent.

Elok

[Sdinozes]

It became about Elok when, once more, you made a snide comment about people whose only flaw is a relatively mild personality disorder.

I think his response was spot-on.

Elok

[viiagrag]

Elok

[frkksptn]

Apparently these games are big in Germany.

1 out of 10 plays them.

[golozhopik]

Elok

[herrdwq]

One disabled poster abusing a more disabled poster

[Creelaleps]

It's the constant references you make to asperger's that's abusive. Especially when those who you're abusing have done more with their lives than you.

[plaiskegizils]

KH calls people retards for acting retarded, you however do it for diagnosis of a common disorder.

[Eeaquzyh]

wow. Indignation from the guy who routinely calls people retards.

The difference is that none of the people I call "tards" or "retards" are technically retarded. Simply willfully ignorant.

Tard.

[r5YOPDyk]

Okay now people who never read the unedited OP are jumping on me. Seriously, my comment was not as terrible as certain people are making it seem. It was more inappropriate and snide than abusive.

If I were you, I'd take a moment to think about why it is I say those things in the first place. If you don't know why you say the things you say (and I'm getting that impression), that's a problem. And with that said, hey, you apologized, we can probably stop dogpiling on you and discuss the OP.

"Forklift simulator" doesn't sound all that fun to me, but then neither does "roll a bunch of random adhesive garbage around a suburb to form the largest possible wad of crap," and apparently some Japanese company made a very addictive game out of that. Never played it, but so I'm told. And "DJ Hero" just sounds idiotic to me, but I assume they're selling at least a few units.

On the flip-side, there's MMOs. Explore a gigantic, immersive fantasy environment, populated by thousands as a wizard, warrior, archer, thief, etc. Then you play it and realize you're mostly just killing the same respawning giant Ewoks a hundred times over to gain favor with some other faction of giant Ewoks. At least, that's what I gained from watching my old college roommate play WoW. Maybe it's actually triple-layered, where it initially sounds awesome, then looks stupid and tedious, but when you play it it's really awesome after all.

Garden simulator--I'd rather just grow the garden and get fresh food out of it. But I can see how that could be potentially sort-of charming. No dumber than The Sims, at least. Either way you're watching electronic components interact with minimal input. I do wonder: if you plant mint in the garden simulator, does it cackle maniacally and set out on a genocidal campaign to destroy all the other plants in the garden like it does in real life?

[soryalomop]

I do wonder: if you plant mint in the garden simulator, does it cackle maniacally and set out on a genocidal campaign to destroy all the other plants in the garden like it does in real life?

[Thunderzee]

What hypocrisy?

[cookiemonster]

KH (and Drake) call me an Aspie all the time as an insult. No one minds. (Honestly, not even myself... except now that he's gone all high and mighty about such things it's worth bringing up.) Now KH is championing the cause of not insulting peole based on psychological disorders, and all the usual suspects are dogpiling on.

Sorta like KH insults essentially everyone in Lancer's family (not my family yet, though that's more just a technicality), with the dogpile joining in. Then gets pissy when Sloww does similar to him, same people, same dogpile the other way.

Awesome

[casinobonusa]

KH (and Drake) call me an Aspie all the time as an insult

I don't think so. In fact, I'm about 80% certain that I haven't...

EDIT: also, do you actually have asperger's? Currently, I have you in my mind in the same category as Asher (somebody people claim has asperger's without much proof)

[imawlBoli]

In last year's Philippines Christmas Special you made a remark about how Lancer targets aspies. (And we all know who that thread was about.) I recall Drake had picked it up from another one of your posts (perhaps at CG?) and then started parroting it in most of the conversations I had with him. None of which you had a problem with of course.

One of the diagnosis I've had from psychiatrists when I was younger was Aspergers, but I put it in the same pile with all the rest as something they pulled out of their ass. I don't think I fit the definition. [insert Aspie paradox joke] If I was going to go with something probably not correct that psychiatrists have diagnosed me as, it'd definitely be something more badass like paranoid/delusional psychosis. But I gave all that up a long time ago, I'm just me.

As for why you pick some requests for advice to ridicule... doesn't really apply to what I was talking about since I exempted you specifically and didn't say it's something you do to everybody. (On a side not... I guess I have shown an exaggerated sense of my own worth in your eyes?)

[VanDerSmok]

Never trust a german with a forklift

[Bigroza]

Thanks

[Stetbrate]

Apolyton's search function is worthless. It won't give me more than 10 results for when you've mentioned my name (and with quotes we get more than that in many threads) /shrug I distinctly remember Drake picking up on it from one of your posts. His first time to use it AFAIK is at CG and your "ditto", after you brought up the "philippines crew":

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/sho...0&postcount=49

I've been dying to go after Aeson and his bride-to-be, but even I feel a little bad about maligning what seems like a nice Filipina girl for settling for an Aspy American.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showpost.php?p=984074&postcount=53

Originally Posted by Drake Tungsten I've been dying to go after Aeson and his bride-to-be, but even I feel a little bad about maligning what seems like a nice Filipina girl for settling for an Aspy American.

Ditto. One of the quotes from the Christmas Special (Manipulative People in the closed threads section):

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/189504-Manipulative-People?p=5722482&viewfull=1#post5722482
Would he be selling them to people he meets online who all seem to have Asperger's or some other social dysfunction? Would he get them to buy ricefields on his family plantation in order to plan for the coming global collapse of civilization? It's clear you are referring to me in that exchange. I am the subject of the thread as everyone knows. At another point in one of those threads you similarly used "Aspergers and old people", referring to me and Z, but I'm not sure where that was. I can't find the original ones where you directly responded to me with the aspergers statements.

When I had asked about pickup truck models available outside the US, and at another point when I was talking about buying farmland, you were referencing the second part about farming and "drinking the coolaid".

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As for lying... you're the one doing that. You claim you never referred to my wife. This is technically true, as you were phrasing it that way due due to your misconception that Net and I are already married, which we aren't. But it's still a lie on your part, even if you want to try to fall back on the excuse I don't have a wife... because your use of "wife" is in a response to NYE who was clearly referring to Net, and as the CG quotes show, you wanted to go after Net and I.

You also claimed you never insulted anyone from anyone's family, somewhere in the Sloww incident. But then later you confirm you were talking about Lancer's cousins as "child brides", and Tina (Net's sister) specifically:

Hey NYE, you tard: at no point was I referring to Aeson's wife. What I WAS referring to were the pictures Lancer posted of young filipinas asking for offers of marriage. 1) Child brides: either legally true or damn close to it. Some of the girls pictured were 16, and although Lancer only explicitly offered one girl (the 18 year-old), that was way over the ****ing line. And in response to Felch who asked about who the Filipinas are, you explicitly "linked" them into the affair:

They were part of the whole affair going on down there.

The girls in the photo were 18 (if that). In all these cases you are referring to Tina as the 18 yo. Net's sister. The only one who fits your description. Tina is one of the most virtuous people I've ever met, and you've **** all over her just because you're too ****ing unoriginal to be able to figure out how to get to Lance without doing so. You are referring to Tina directly a "child bride". You are pretending that a request for a penpal was really a request for marriage proposals and and go to far as to say it was an "explicit offer". You are lumping her in with your whole constant spiel about sex palaces, underage child brothels, child brides who are sold to foreigners, and all that ****. You're a pathetic little man without the balls to own up to what you've clearly said. Don't you ever get tired of being a scared ***** running away and hiding from what you've said? You were so "brave" to fap off with Drake and co over at CG about how you wanted to take me on about the Philippines, well here I am. Still waiting for you to stop tripping up all over yourself trying to get away from it.

Now I'm sure you'll continue running away and claim you were never referring to me and all that ****, to which I just say it's the same thing Sloww did when he tried to pretend that "someone who is married to a dominatrix" wasn't referring to you. Just more hypocrisy on your part, as you blast him for such tactics, but then have been hiding behind the same for at least a year now.

As for my "being a giant ****ing baby", it's just another way you're a hypocrite. We all saw how you reacted to Sloww. I daresay I've handed this far better than you did in a similar situation, even though you just got it from Sloww for a short while, and I get it from half the site for well over a year now. The only ones I've taken to task on this issue at all is you and Drake, because the both of you premeditated the entire thing, and then because you've been a hypocrite about it in light of your incident with Sloww. (Drake has not been a hypocrite about it. Maybe because he's had me on ignore so can't participate as easily.)