[SodeSceriobia]

I don't believe it, but it wouldn't surprise me.

BREAKING NEWS: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th: Velcro stars available at most post offices

by David Morris

WASHINGTON (USMediaAndIsrael.com) – Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session.
From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters:“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.”Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached:“Israel’s razing of villages, killing women and children, seizing Palestinian land for their settlers are purely defensive actions. The fact is, Israelis treat Palestinians exactly like we did our American Indians. We are simply trying to deflect international criticism like the photo comparison that went viral. No one should question the moral authority of the U.S. and Israel.”

GOP nominee Mitt Romney quickly placed calls both to Prime Minister Netanyahu and Sheldon Adelson to express his “deep and profound pleasure” at the bill’s passage. In an address to the Iowa Jewish Farmers Association, Romney added, “A bottle rocket falling into an Israeli corn field is a rocket into an American corn field, and we agree that it is an act of war. War with a silver lining.”


Citizens who own American flags should proceed to their nearest Post Office to receive their free Star of David patch, which includes a convenient flag-ready VELCRO® backing.

Israeli officials have made no comment on the Congressmens’ bill, except to say that the Star of David should be placed above the flag’s other fifty star.

http://usmediaandisrael.com/?p=475

[seosoftseo]

This is from The Onion, yes?


http://www.ifamericansknew.org/

[Liaiskelile]

Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) These two guys don't exist.

http://thomas.loc.gov/home/thomas.php

[SodeSceriobia]

Mother bitch, I got played like a goy at a jewish bank.

[poRmawayncmop]

Fuckin' A this isn't real! If it were, we'd be required to fly the Israeli flag INSTEAD of the American flag!

[Liaiskelile]

Mother bitch, I got played like a goy at a jewish bank.

Shouldn't you be used to it by now?

[seosoftseo]

Fuckin' A this isn't real! If it were, we'd be required to fly the Israeli flag INSTEAD of the American flag!

Be patient...

[Kilsimpaile]

The only flag I will fly will be that with my sigil upon it. All others are not mine and I will not fly them.

[avaissema]

I think that's a great idea. The Federal flag used to stand for something, now it stands for something entirely different. If our troops are going to go to war and fight for Israel, at least give them a flag that represents what their mission is about. Maybe we could throw some McDonalds, Coca Cola and Exxon Mobil stickers on as well for good measure.

[poRmawayncmop]

I think that's a great idea. The Federal flag used to stand for something, now it stands for something entirely different. If our troops are going to go to war and fight for Israel, at least give them a flag that represents what their mission is about. Maybe we could throw some McDonalds, Coca Cola and Exxon Mobil stickers on as well for good measure.

[ArrereGarhync]

Almost can see that bar code, tattooed on new borns some day.

[nofkayalk]

If it was real, wouldn't we all have to circumcise our American flags - trim a couple inches off one end?

[Fdmnrnba]

What happened to the other 21 states?

[Carfanate]

what is so sad is that is Israeli policy is so damn billigerent ......... this hoax could have honestly be taken for truth.

[Gazeboss]

found a hot item for the patriotards

don't tread on me

[poRmawayncmop]

found a hot item for the patriotards

don't tread on me

Woah... that's just WRONG!

[RildFiemodo]

Found the correct version:

[avaissema]

What happened to the other 21 states?

If they left the union, then I'm living in one of them !!

[Vemnagelignc]

Fuckin' A this isn't real! If it were, we'd be required to fly the Israeli flag INSTEAD of the American flag!

the 50 star version of America reflects the addition of Hawaii & Alaska, which i think happened mid-20th century.

by then, the US was the Jew-S.

by practice, observation and from their 'Holy Books', fraud & deception of Gentiles is a key & elemental part of Jewish culture.

a nation that pretends to be a 'free democracy of 50 states', yet is actually a Judeo-Fascist Police State, may be a more accurate expression of the Jewish culture than Israel.

also, Israel can be blown off the map with a few large nuclear weapons. the Jew-S can not.

therefore, the Jew-S is a more lasting expression of Judaism than is Israel, perhaps.


so i conclude that, while this thing is obviously a hoax, it is a reflection of the sad fact that America is a Jewish nation, at the government level.

the 50 state version of the American flag is a Jewish symbol.

the 13 state version of the American flag is a Gentile American symbol.

[mesZibeds]

the 50 star version of America reflects the addition of Hawaii & Alaska, which i think happened mid-20th century.

by then, the US was the Jew-S.

I support the 48 star U.S. flag myself.



After all, this flag was used to win WWI (phase II) so has been submitted to combat. The 50 star U.S. flag has never been involved in a (declared) war. And I can determine with accuracy the date and event that separated these two flags. The event was the instance of Harry S. Truman signing into law a bill having to do with re-organizing federal districts and naming them by STATE while congress had just begun a 6 month vacation (exceeding his constitutionally authorized powers) and the date was June 25, 1948.