[HaremShaih]

It sais why they moved in the 3rd line - FREE HEALTH CARE. As the Tea Partiers have correctly pointed out, only evil people advocate free health care and only weak, stupid people want it...

[Bobdilan]

Worst parent, Oerdin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[Anaerbguagree]

And there I was thinking this would be about Britain's Prime Minister abandoning his 8-year-old daughter in a pub.

According to the Daily Show's John Oliver, who is from Englandia therefore an expert, this is an English tradition. It gives children the chance to become Orphans for a while and experience the life of pick-pockets or wizards.

[bestcigsnick]

My grandfather moved from West Germany's Ruhr coal pits to the East in order to become a teacher in 1946. If he hadn't done that, you know, we would not be having this conversation, since, I guess, the Berlin wall would never have been built, or something.

I hate to say it but your grandfather was a dumb ass or at least made an extremely bad decision. Even so the DDR, as bad as it was, was still the most developed member of the Warsaw Pact and they didn't routinely chuck people into death camps where they get 600 calories per day simply because some distant family member said or did something the absolute dictator didn't like. North Korea does. It's Stalinism on steroids with twice the death camps.

[SergeyMaikov]

Eccy knows what he is talking about - the standard of living in North Korea was higher than the south during the sixties and seventies. That lured a lot of Koreans up there. Similar story in East and West Germany - but earlier - forties and fifties.

[Attaniuri]

That chick is pretty terrible but at least she didn't send her family to a concentration camp.

[Creelaleps]

I'm a pretty bad parent, maybe I should run for this