[Morageort]

Now you start believing your own hype, and think nothing can touch you. You start having affairs, doing hard drugs, perhaps some questionable business activities. You ride high for a bit as you get away with it, but then in a few years you get caught and have a spectacular implosion.

[Dildos]

You could try jerking off while looking in the mirror or, if a mirror is not available, a glossy photo of yourself you carry around.

[Ifroham4]

Wait, wait. Pardon my pop-cultural illiteracy, but isn't a comparison to Charlie Sheen a bad thing? I thought he was the one who inherited the public substance-fueled meltdown crown from Mel Gibson and whatsisface, Tom Sizemore.

[Verriasana]

You'll always be a Quebecker, KH. Nothing can save you from that, despite how much you try.

Dude, I'm like the 20000th smartest person to ever live. I transcend that **** province.

[Manteiv]

I'm not even sure you've beaten Corey Hart at life yet.

[adesseridopaw]

Upping the difficulty level is easy if you have the balls for it.

[Wetekemieluth]

You haven't even become mayor yet. You still have plenty of life left to beat.

That's a good point. Being moderately rich isn't all that special.

[fabrizioitwloch]

A moderate amount of money is not that hard, man, and, yes, sluts (I stress sluts instead of women in general) do love to gold dig. The key is to remember money is just a tool and the sluts just love your money. Ditch the ego and you'll go further.

[verizon]

Realistically, there's probably tens of millions of people alive right now that are smarter than him. There are 70 million people who are 99th percentile IQ, after all.

[NofFoomiTot]

At some point IQ isn't the measure of intelligence, rather demonstrated genius is.

JM

[VDAu5p33]

Realistically, you don't have the capacity to not be an ass.

Realistically, you don't have the capacity to be a marine.

[triardwonvada]

Once you feel self confident enough that you don't feel the need to come back here to gloat, you are probably having some success.

[exettybele]

Rock chicks?

[illiniastibly]

Once you feel self confident enough that you don't feel the need to come back here to gloat, you are probably having some success.

[UvjqTVVC]

Geologist... rock chick... never mind.

Gold digger would have also worked.

[24MurinivaMak]

If you beat poly you wouldn't still be posting here.

Do I just do chad johnson style touchdown dances until I die?

[JoesBro]

Apparently he'd rather pretend he was somebody else when he has sex

[ThekvandoVideo]

You could always try to do something useful.

ACK!

[neotheMit]

1) I have no idea what you even mean by accurate measurement. The problem is one of definition
2) very high levels of intelligence are precisely where achievement is the worst as a yardstick of intelligence. Write down the simplest bivariate model you can think of and that will become apparent to you.

[formobilagsw]

I don't know why I even bother talking to you; you deal almost entirely in platitudes