[mudozvonf]

Eat it, what's the worst that could happen

[Zjohkrbi]

Eat it, what's the worst that could happen

I did but it's a big 35oz jug. Can't eat it all in one sitting. I had about 1/3rd of it and feel no ill effects so far.

I'll be sure to keep Apolyton posted.

This is the cottage cheese. The expiration date on the yogurt was on the seal that I threw out so I'm not going to take a picture of that.

[Cxcvvfbgtr]

By my calculations when you add the expiration of the yogurt to the expiration of the cottage cheese, you get a combined expiration of Tue, 02 Jun 2054. So you should be very safe.

That might explain why it looks pretty good. As you can see, I've polished off quite a bit:

[L8fGLM4d]

You need to start up a pinterest account to post all these wonderful photos of your expired food to.

It'll be a survival guide for our post-apocalyptic successors!

[mussmicky]

Is that plain yogurt? Why does anyone eat that stuff?

[Nurba]

You lie.

Greek yogurt always tastes bad.

[fotodemujerahldesnugdo]

Eating some more



I figured I'd take my shirt off since Molly Bloom says I always do anyway

Bam, a good Facebook photo! Still looks vaguely homoerotic. Must be Albie in it.

[Diortarkivoff]

Why don't you just eat some dirt?

[cheapphenonline]

Eating some more



I figured I'd take my shirt off since Molly Bloom says I always do anyway

Oh don't use me as an excuse for your advanced case of narcissism and desperate desire to be an object of gay men's lust.



You look too much like Adam Sandler for me to get the hots for you. I'd keep seeing all those cinematic tragedies and crimes against film art in my mind.


Separated at birth:

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[anolbom]

Nope, Albie is the pie-****er:

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ACK!

Dear Lord Copper on a bicycle.

You want to make my nightmares worse ? Al sticking his member in a big mamoul. With cream and honey and chopped almonds.

I may never be able to eat at a Lebanese restaurant again.