Newt takes 'no adultery' pledge!
 

Will anyone notice the irony here??

From an expert on adultery:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-...ge-106920.html

You mean like "wedding vows"?


Lol!


Whoops!

Well this time he really really means it! Kinda... Maybe?

Shades of Kol Nidre....

For most politicians, if you could translate morality and integrity into height. Newt and the larger part of his brethren could walk tall and under a flat worm on glass, and have plenty of clearance.

Is that what he said with his second wife?

The "anybody but Ron Paul" MSM will let him get away with this.

It's laughable, isn't it? And yet there are more people that respect him for making this "no adultery" pledge than there are people like us who ridicule him for making such farcical comments.

Those are the very shallow masses who are can't see that Newt's a self-proposed 'ultimate insider'.

Add to that there are a lot of people that do not remember him from the last go around what kind of slime ball he was back then. Ether they were not born yet or were very young.

Newt has an established track record of adultery, he cheated on both his first and second wives. What kind of woman marries a known cheater?? A painted lady (check out Callista Gingrich's photos, the makeup is thick)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_Gi...#Personal_life

Funny like a Greek tragedy

At first I thought this thread was a spoof. Silly me.

I hope you are wrong.
I thought this was some sort of joke, something from the Daily Show, lol .

Mark Twain was right, even he would not believe how far we have fallen, IMO .

Those were promoted to educate people, that was one of the genres,
high political satire was practiced as well where they skewered people,
the closest thing we have to that today is Stewart and Colbert, there is
more truth on their shows then on the MSM.

Ximmy I like the shit eating grin the dude has! thumbsup.gif

Newt is not only a douche bag, but a turd sandwich. When I look at him I see a psychopath that's bat shit crazy. If HE runs against the Kenyan, the Kenyan wins, there's WAYYYYY to much dirt on this POS. Just my humble opinion. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/smiley.gif

Could that be the plan?

when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed. -Ayn Rand

um, i think there must have been a secret pregnancy or sumthin' cuz it looks like newt is ready to give birth to quadruplets or maybe even octuplets