[ImmimiFruff]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...N6W8U0/b3ta-21




Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.

[rofl]

[VUzgOhgv]

WOW

I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.

For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!

I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.

In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track. This is getting to be like the three wolf shirt fiasco! genius!

[VUzgOhgv]

oh my god, everyone of them is GOLD:

Whilst I am a little bit jealous at the attention and pwaise heaped upon my bwother Paul, I had to buy one of these magnificent pwints to hang in my downstairs toilet.

Watching Paul's cherubic features whilst I ease one out makes the whole expewience all the more pleasuwable.

[Serereids]

roflrofl

[hexniks]

I am in tears!

[mireOpekrhype]

What a wonderful addition to our sex toys, on our special Saturday nights we hang our canvas just above our headboard and we can go all night before I reach my earth shuddering climax, without looking at this cheeky chap it is usually over in seconds.

My wife now is looking for the quilt set with matching pillow cases [rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]