emoticons
 

Someone texted this to me and thought it may bring a smile to everyone's day.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"

where:
: ) means smile and : ( is a frown. Well how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a far ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of this ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass you have just been e-mooned 13 times! Send to all your silly
Ass friends.

Hey Queen Ti, love it.