Wife got a new job!
 

After a very LONG intense month my wife finally got a new therapy job in Lake Geneva. Quite the hike from Waukesha - but she's doing exactly what she loves;

Therapy with people of all ages instead of just old farts like she was doing at her last job. Could you imagine a guy saying "I'm deficating right now.." What kind of fucking person shits their own pants because they don't want to do therapy. lol - When I get old, just fuckin put me in a power scooter with a turbo button and boost gauge. LOL.

Her old company is still screwing her over. They denied her unemployement, cancelled her health benefits and her boss is a tool. I really want to soap her old bosses car, lol. Anyways - just glad she is back in business http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.png

good to hear!

congratulations!

Glad to hear Corey, explain this car soaping?

That's Great Corey ..... Tell her "Congrats" !

According to a friend of mine you can take a bar of ivory soap - write stuff on the windows of the car you're "soaping" and during the summer it's impossible to get off. So everytime it rains the windows will show what you wrote or when the windows get dirty and the first time they would use their windshield washer fluid. He said the only time you can truely remove it all is in the Winter when you can scrap it off like ice. hehe.

Muuoooahahahahaha !
Do you Know what I would Do ? hahaha http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/...s/rolleyes.png

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Now .... if you want to really put the message home that someone
doesn't care for how they have been Treated .. You can do what has "allegedly" been done to an Ex ..http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.png

Determine the Type of Vehicle :
Yr/Make/Model

Determine How many Doors have locks :

Buy X amount of Door key blanks .

Acquire a large Poultry Syringe of some sort .
The cheap one shot deals with the 5-6 inch needle is best .http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/...s/rolleyes.png

Now buy some Red Fox or Skunk urine at the Hunting supply shop .
it comes in a Spray bottle but you won't need it .

Last but not least , pick up some of your favorite Space age Bonding agent .


Now if you still want to do it , plan your Time for a Hot Day .
Check all your Gear and Go .

Roll up , super glue the locks , insert key blanks then snap them off .
Pull out your prepared Syringe full of Urine and Stick it in through the Rubber
molding and Squeeze while moving back and forth to make sure to coat the interior .

Then just leave ....

Now I do have more good ones , but this should suffice .


REMEMBER , never buy all your supply's on the Same Day in the same store.
Drive to a different town to buy some things . Then your harder , if impossible
to trace . Use some latex gloves then burn them to ash with everything else.
Other that Video surveillance or an eye witness your crystal ..... enjoy .http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.png


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hahah wow conrad. and the soaping thing. is true. we had soap/toliet paper/ anything else we could find wars all through high school.

What ? I was just offering an alternative to the Soap ......http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.png

OMFG I died laughing at the skunk urine! That is a WELL thought out plan! Love it!!

well congrats!! n wow very creative plan!!!

i can hook a brotha up with about any kind of animal urine you could think of.......just saying.

But NOT Premeditated . It's Just for Entertainment purposes ........http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.png


*on a Side note*

Rumor is that the Car was even hard to sell for Scrap ..... heehaw.

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Make up a Business Card for "Said Mark" .
Complete with Home Address ,Home and Work phone numbers , email , etc;etc; .
Then Shoot out to your Favorite Smut Mag Store and buy some of the Raunchiest shit
you can find . Put several business cards in each Mag . Then Wait ......Till Sunday .
Then Drive to each Newspaper Machine you can Find near the Marks Church or
Residence . Pay for a paper then the Machine opens ! insert smut mags inside
every paper . Along with a little note saying ' Courtesy of " Marks name here " .


Just have fun and be Creative .

P.S. Tell your Wife congrats .... http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.png

Wow! Remind me to NEVER get on your bad side. Lol!

Sorry , I use to be very vindictive ..... but now I'm more passive ... mostly ..http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.png

I'm thinking I'll start with signing her boss up with Adult Friend Finder and any other awful site I can find, hehe.

There are some very psychotic, and vindictive people out there...for some time every few months I'd transport a patient from a southside nursing home to St. Lukes with a self-inflicted bowel obstruction. Essentially she would back herself up on purpose, just so she could shit all over the floor at St. Luke's ED. Apparently, a long time prior to this, a bill got sent to her by mistake, it was fully corrected but, she chose to do this just to piss the ED off. I always found it annoying, but hilarious at the same time, especially when looking at the faces of the nurses when they found out who just rolled through the door and the shitty night they were in for.


*sorry for the pun...BING!*

That's funny stuff ....... http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.png .

I put chocolate pudding in a Diaper and Licked it out ... but the people sitting
in the Booth across from us in Country kitchen had know Idea what I was doing.
It was purely for the people seated at our Table . I got back from the Salad bar first
with the pudding . You see where this is Going ? My now Ex-wife was pissed
and Hysterical with laughter at the same time http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/...s/confused.png...... I think in all 6 people puked in our section ... oh well ???
That was Good shit ! lol http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.png ... But I was trying to be spontaneous .... hahahah .
Some people can't take a Joke ... http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.png fuck um ...

HAHAHAHAHA I'm going to try that!!!

I told Corey this already I believe, but after a wicked break up, I was tormenting an EX with dead animals. She had a bay window in her living room with a tree ever so perfectly in front of it. Hung 3 dead raccoons (road kill) in the tree with fishing line lmao

Then on a SUPER rainy night, I knew she'd be at this party so we found 4 dead squirrels (road kill) and put them under her wind shield wipers. Waited a while, she got in the car and BLAMMO instant blood streaks across the windshield LMAO

*Disclaimer*
I have never nor will I ever kill an animal for enjoyment, all of said animals were dead before I found them.