[ugosanchezo]

So tell us, In the long list of stupid things we've all done, which one stands out? Which one gets the spot light? Which one sits high and proud in the great pantheon of moronity?
Please tell us, and DON'T BE SHY WITH THE DETAILS.

[R1king]

i went to city with my friends and for 50 bucks i had to run around and sneak up to people and just scream in their ear and run away. tee-hee.

[Licacivelip]

There's a comic series in Asia (not sure if it's Japanese or Chinese originally) called "Crayon Shin-Chan" (translated), which is about a perverted grade-school boy (strange as it is) who moons and flashed innocent bystanders.
As an impressionable little child of 6 years old, guess what I did?

[Soulofpostar]

I've done many stupid things. Probably the time that I got really really drunk takes the cake.
Last year trip in school, "Graduation trip" in Dominican Republic, all drinks and food free. It was the last day of the trip and so far I had behaved with the alcohol, as I had all my life. But I met a really cool guy from Spain and we went drinking a bit. Of course I thought if I was ever to get really drunk, this was probably the time - I mean free drinks and stuff, last day, last chance....
We started of with 3 straight vodkas, but within a couple of minutes It was 9 and finally 11. After that the normal, small vodka glasses ran out so they started serving us vodka in coke glasses, and they still served them 3/4ths full. We had another 5 of those and after that we had a couple of very cheap tequilas.
After that the fun began. When we went outside (still within the hotel's complex) I desperately began looking for someone, and figured that If I walked, I would fall so I began running instead. I ran and kept falling over and I was all bruised but I was desperatre to find someone so I kept standing up and running, and everyone started running behind me to stop me to put me back to bed or something. Of course being a bit of an athlete, I ran faster and then I would fall, and when they nearly caught up, I would stand up and go running again.
Nobody could catch me. In the end, between more than 20 People - and this is no exageration - caught me and took me to my bed, on a second floor and blocked the entrance so I couldn't keep on running, so I jumped out the window, fell really hard and stood up and kept running. I ran and ran and Eventually I ran out of balance so much that I could no longer stand up so I was forced to eventually go to bed, and I spoke out my mind for arround an hour and a half, spoke to 6 people from my year group about me and they all started crying and stuff. After I eventually went to sleep, next day, the real pain came, not because I had a headache, because I didn't, no after alcohol effects, but I could incredibly remember every last detail of what I had done and it tortured me.
When we got back home, those 6 people made me go to a psychologist. Everyone else appart from those 6 people who knew exactly why I was running, thought that I had just had too much alcohol and plenty of SPEED (since they knew some spanish people arround had this drug and I did act as if I had taken some) of course I didnt. It is all pretty embarassing though.

...Either that or the way I rode my bicycle in my depression years ....

[Jwskwhdo]

me and few other friends were behind the elementary school filming for a movie that were doing entitled "Oh sh**"
so our idea was to take yarn or some type of string and form it in the shape of oh sh** and light it...well we lit it..filmed it and then as we were cleaning up the cops roll up...well we all took off running and he did the spotlight search and kept it there for like 10-20 mins and so most of us ran away but could still see it...i was at the middle school by myself...and called the guy who drove us all there..i was like...dude, come get me

well...ill end it there and say the charges if caught could have been:
trespassing, arson, vandalism, fleeing the scene, (and for me only) possesion of marijuana

this was a condensed down story of it

[altosburg]

lol...i went to a guster (anyone ever heard of them?) concert on thursday 11/10 at fairfield university in fairfield, ct with 6 friends. it started to get really crazy about 30 mins into the concert; everyone was jumping around, screaming, you know, all the typical stuff that happens at a concert. then, people began began to crowdsurf, which is also kinda typical. so, we're all like "sweet!" and we went crowdsurfing (i went twice!). it was soooooooooo much fun! i was about 2 feet away from the band until they let me down (i thought i was gonna be catapulted onto the stage or something lol), and then i had to make my way back to my friends, which didnt take to long luckily. ok, so for some of us crowdsurfing might sound like a pretty tame thing to do, but as a freshman in high school who has really good morals and is in all honors classes, that was a pretty wild night for me!!!

[Soulofpostar]

Oh yeah, In Colombia there are cycleways that are only for bycicles and motorbikes are strictly forbidden. I saw a guy riding his motorbike and caught up with him only to notice it was actually two policemen. So I cut them off and blocked the way with my bike and showed them the sign that said "Strictly no motorbikes". They told me to f**k off but I didn't and gave them a lot of crap about them being role models and stuff, so they just crashed into the side of my bike in the hope I would shut up and move, but when they did so, their bike turned itself off and they couldn't turn it on again. I saw the driver turn all red so I told him not to blush and asked me why he had crashed me and said it was unlawful, and laughed at the fact his bike turned off when he was trying to act tough to me and it now didn't want to turn on.
Eventually, they grabed me, took me to the police station, with me going on about police abuse and treatment to a 14 or so year old kid and what not. When we got to the police station, they asked for my details and I gave them my dad's card that reads "Australian Consulate". The guys had a look at it, then let me go saying somethin stupid like dont do it again, to which I replied something stupid like "You dont do it again" and stuff. and then I just left. It was an awesome experience in a stupid way...

[pipitous]

haha, that's awesome superfresa...not the police officers of course, they're jerks, but telling them off like that (and they deserved it), nice
i haven't really had a chance to do many things that are stupid/crazy; i'm a quiet conservative type that doesn't like to have too much fun (in other words, i'm scared of things such as roller coasters etc.)...but i say stupid things pretty often, they either just slip out or i say them and realize the wording implied something other than what i intended

[Licacivelip]

HAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME. I wanna do that!

[citalopram]

My parents craziest thing - they had me
Mine - mmmm, too many stupid things to name! lol

[HugoSimon]

on wednesday i managed to do what will probably be over $1000 of damage to a 1997 f-150 and around $500 to my van (able to fix a good deal of it with ca glue for now)... while trying to park at the mall. that has to be up there. can't wait to see the new insurance rates.

[Soulofpostar]

Wow man how did you manage that whilst parking!? Did you try to park at like 30 kph?

[derty]

i was leavin for the airport in de early morning. So i was rushing and ignored buttoning my jeans.....at the check in at the airport, my jeans fell down (for about 2 seconds), thank god no one saw...

[Soulofpostar]

Quote, originally posted by Superfresa »Wow man how did you manage that whilst parking!? Did you try to park at like 30 kph?
Forget it, I figured it out. You just touched it, and the fuel tank blew up. The 1000 dollars worth of damage is the price of the fuel in the tank. The 500 dollars worth of damage on your van are from bits of junk (bits of ford) smashing into it. Well sorry to hear you touched a Ford

Lol jk...

[SimSlim]

SUPERFRESA..................................dont get me mad!
Uhh i dumbest thing ive ever done is:
Looked at the 2007 Tahoe when it came out at the same picture for 2-hours strait.

[Soulofpostar]

Quote, originally posted by FordRules »SUPERFRESA..................................dont get me mad!

Oh yeah I get what you mean. There's this guy I know from Canada who keeps posting how Toyota is such a piece of junk without any evidence or arguments
Laugh it up Ford rules, its all light hearted teasing on ford from my part...

[ugosanchezo]

Quote, originally posted by V8Power »i was leavin for the airport in de early morning. So i was rushing and ignored buttoning my jeans.....at the check in at the airport, my jeans fell down (for about 2 seconds), thank god no one saw...
Check your pm's please.
Quote, originally posted by FordRules »SUPERFRESA..................................dont get me mad!
Or what ford? did you forget last week already?

[R1king]

i just remembered something else that i did that was stupid. if you have seen napoeleon dynamite, in the beginning he is on a bus and attaches an action figure to a string and throws it out the window of a moving bus. well, i tried that with my friends on the way home from my school, and my bus driver goes fast and we were on the backroads. i didnt have an action figure so i used a pen and string i stole from the home and careers rooms in my school. i threw it out the window and it hit the car behind us and i didnt know the pen was open and it made a crack in the persons windshield. i think he was pissed but there was no way of telling who did it.