[Zysyewgg]

Quote, originally posted by Naga Royal Guard »And no, not "physical confrontations" that involve linen and feather pillows.

But anyways, I've never had ny "physical comfrontations". I've bitten someone so I could get my hands released from his grip once, though. But that wasn't exactly a physical confrontation IMO considering why I even resorted to biting him (his reaction was funny, too.... "AHHHH! I'VE BEEN BITEN! DO YOU HAVE RABIES?!?!?"... XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD).

[KojlinMakolvin]

Quote, originally posted by Santeno »haven't had any in a long while. The last one I had was with some drunk asshole in the east village. He tried to jump on the cab I was hailing and told me to F-Off. I called him and asshole and he attacked me. I pushed him back so he couldn't get a punch in, but he kept comming, so I did what any good new yorker would do and cracked him on his right cheek with a bottle of chianti I happened to be carrying. By then a crowd gathered and held him back while My girlfriend and I hightailed it out of there in the waiting cab.
gonna have alot of good wholesome stories to tell your grandchildren


Modified by Naga Royal Guard at 2:00 PM 6/3/2005

[VitaliyMurnov]

What?
Why am I not funny?

[chuecaloversvv]

Quote, originally posted by jesse »Also my bestfriend Eric and i were working on his truck, we were underneath the truck talking about what kind of suspension to put in, and it was 5 minutes until one of us realized that my hand was on his butt..
Dude, it's cool if you wanna come out of the closet. It's pretty much normal these days.

[Penisvergroesserung]

I had a lot of fights while growing up. I haven't had one in the past five years and I kinda miss it.
On one occasion this kid was messing around with me(I don't remember about what). So I threw a big hard snowball at his head. As he turned his head in the attempt to escape, the snowball hit him in the ear. He was screaming and yelling at me while everyone lol. When he removed the snow it was really red and it hurt him too.
I enjoyed giving people funny nicknames that get them pissed.


Modified by Comrade at 7:25 PM 6/5/2005

[VitaliyMurnov]

Quote, originally posted by Kam »
What you on about??? What guy???
Watch the video. Then you might understand.

[Kiariitf]

Quote, originally posted by Top Secret »
Are you this guy Kam?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/i...s.wmv
What you on about??? What guy???

[gyjsdtuwr]

Ah were at the stories now
When I was like 12 It was common in the school bus that we, the small ones, sat only where the big ones ordered us to sit and were frequently sort of pushed arround. Well I was seating down in my place and some big guy came along and pushed me out of my place before he told me sit somewhere else. Of course this isn't my style so I told him he could go sit somewhere else and sat down again. That's when he got annoyed and and tried hitting me (coward, he was like 16 and I was 12) I moved however, when he was going to hit me and he hit the metallic support of the seat and he immediately started being really aggressive. With so much practice I was forced to have back then he couldn't do much to me (the bennefits of constantly being abused of).
Oh yeah, he started crying nearly (well complaining and grabbing his hand and shouting argh!, ouch! - the big tough guy who picks on a kid 4 years younger and starts complaining because he hit the seat support, and then when trying to get his own back he got a nice elbow hit in the face by the smaller 12 year old kid. "There you go bastard, have your ****in seat, and next time you might want to politely ask me to move somewhere else and i'll be more than happy to do so!"
I guess I had to use my overpracticed skills for something

[Kiariitf]

Good on you Hornbag. Ovibously he hadn't of learn his lesson. This boy kept on picking on me and his in my class. One day I had some scissors in my hand ( These scissors were covered in dry glue and at the end the were shiny lol ) and I was gonna stab him with them infront of my whole class because he was taking the mick out of my bag. The teacher heard me say f**k OFF out loud. This started in Year 7 when I just started school. After two years I think were kinda friends. His got my mobile number and my e-mail. I still hate him alittle. Everyone in my class says that his gay becuase he is always talking about me. He slapped my ass couple of times (accuidently) Well he thinks its accidently. If he "jokes" with me eg; Takes the mick by saying whatever I'm saying. In other words he twists my words around. He blanked him out over a pieord of time on and off. He ever twists my words around he gonna get it. I'm gonna shout out YOUR GAY!!!!!!! lol. I haven't really got into any fights because I'm not te fighting type. But If someone really annoys me like this kid I can just lash out. I have no idea of what I was capable of but now I do. I got into no fights at all. I just thought I'd share my stories with people.

[untostaronaf]

CARSRTHEWORLD and I have our little fights...normally neither of us ends up winning... but once CARSRTHEWORLD gave this guy this HUGE slap that would have broken his jaw if he'd closed his fist...

[KojlinMakolvin]

Quote, originally posted by jesse »What about handcuffs & leather whips?
well, at least keep it rated PG-15, this isnt a pervatorium

[zenihan]

in military school we once gave this jerkoff a blanket party for being a screw-up and a kiss-ass. we waited til he was in bed. one guy ran into his room and jumped on him. then everyone else came in with rolled up towels and wailed at him for a good five minutes. we wanted to put bars of soap in the towels, but were afraid that would hurt him for real.

[zenihan]

haven't had any in a long while. The last one I had was with some drunk asshole in the east village. He tried to jump on the cab I was hailing and told me to F-Off. I called him and asshole and he attacked me. I pushed him back so he couldn't get a punch in, but he kept comming, so I did what any good new yorker would do and cracked him on his right cheek with a bottle of chianti I happened to be carrying. By then a crowd gathered and held him back while My girlfriend and I hightailed it out of there in the waiting cab.

[vipdumpp]

Quote, originally posted by Kam » I'm gonna shout out YOUR GAY!!!!!!! lol.
Thats not funny...i used to get called that cos i hung with chicks and like Holly Valance and its not very cool
Quote, originally posted by Top Secret »
Are you this guy Kam?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/i...s.wmv
Now thats COOL!!! LOL

[zenihan]

Quote, originally posted by Naga Royal Guard »gonna have alot of good wholesome stories to tell your grandchildren
and there are many more where that one came from. But still they are all tame compared to the crazy stuff my father got into when he was my age.

[stoneeZef]

Quote, originally posted by Superfresa »
Oh yeah! Or the hand crank in my case, It rocks!
But what when It's a Bycicle
Just always carry it with your hands

[textarchive]

Quote, originally posted by Naga Royal Guard »And no, not "physical confrontations" that involve linen and feather pillows.
What about handcuffs & leather whips?