[Psymoussy]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.

Edit: Sorry if this is old. Just got it in my email, had to share [rofl]

[LICraig]

Good one [thumbup]

[BaselBimbooooo]

But... but...

IS HE HAPPY?

[tiereenny]

I sailed around Capri last week and there's a statue of a man waving goodbye. The captain said "Do you know why he's always smiling?", to which he answered "He's not married".

Comedy genius.

[Psymoussy]

But... but...

IS HE HAPPY?

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and

Yep

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[Hinigyday]

Rofl !

[Fksxneng]

I can understand the marriage part. I'm in my longest ever relationship of 7 months () and often wish I was single with the sex part

[Misebeita]

This is the other side of the male fairy tale. True because it's funny, funny because it's true.

[viagraman]

That last one has been around for a long time - and as true now as it's ever been [thumbup]