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**valiumcheepval** · 04-10-2010, 08:55 PM

People with no patience or basic understanding. Yes, I appreciate the irony of the incomming whine.

So somone drops off a laptop, pretty basic fault but since we're queued up on the benches I say

"Please keep in mind we have a lot of work on today, I likely won't be able to look at it till late this evening, possibly tommorrow. We'll ring you as soon as we have some more information."

Easy enough, yes 30 minutes later the phone rings "Have you fixed my laptop yet?"

"No sir, we've not had time to look at it yet, I'll call you as soon as it's done."

Another 30 minutes: "Have you done my laptop yet?"

"No sir, as I said earlier, we're very busy we'll call you the moment it's been done."

Another 30 minutes, female voice "Hi, is mr ****'s computer fixed yet."

"No madam, as I explained to him, we're busy, we'll call you when it's done."

Just now: "Hi, you've had my PC all day and you've not called me? Is it done yet?"

I wish I could say

"Listen you neanderthal dipshit, you calling every half a ****ing hour to ask if it's done is making it take longer, because I have to keep stopping work to answer these pointless ****ing phonecalls. What part of "I will call you the second it's done" is so ****ing difficult to understand? If you call one more time JUST ONE MORE I will purposefully ignore your job until next week! And possibly fill it with jam!"

However, once again I had to go with "Not yet sir, I will call you as soon as it's done."

Right, that's my 10 minutes for lunch used up. Back to taking malware off peoples PC's who've "absolutely no idea how all this gay porn got on my PC".

**Alkanyadela** · 04-10-2010, 09:01 PM

I have these types of people at work. I normally put them back to the end of the queue every time they call.

**MaickiP** · 04-10-2010, 09:27 PM

What kind of gay porn was it?

Anything good?

**valiumcheepval** · 04-10-2010, 10:09 PM

Can't say I looked. However there's a laptop in at the moment who's owner appears to be selling her dirty knickers online. Least, when I logged onto the net with it to get some driver updates her MSN messenger opened automatically and I had guys sending messages saying "How much for 2 pairs of nix?" and "Is your website finished yet? You're f'ing sexy!"... that and her MSN portrait was her with her legs spread and the sub info "Hey boys, want to see me play with myself?". Interesting day so far.

**Narcodran** · 04-10-2010, 10:10 PM

Right, that's my 10 minutes for lunch used up.

Are you in prison or something??

**valiumcheepval** · 04-10-2010, 10:26 PM

Are you in prison or something??

Nah, just usually lots to get done so I eat whilst I'm working.

**Alkanyadela** · 04-10-2010, 10:38 PM

Can't say I looked. However there's a laptop in at the moment who's owner appears to be selling her dirty knickers online. Least, when I logged onto the net with it to get some driver updates her MSN messenger opened automatically and I had guys sending messages saying "How much for 2 pairs of nix?" and "Is your website finished yet? You're f'ing sexy!"... that and her MSN portrait was her with her legs spread and the sub info "Hey boys, want to see me play with myself?". Interesting day so far.

tbh, Pics/links

**valiumcheepval** · 04-10-2010, 11:34 PM

tbh, Pics/links

That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines.

So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply.

**Alkanyadela** · 04-11-2010, 01:44 AM

That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines.

So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply.

**Gerribase** · 04-11-2010, 03:25 AM

That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines.

So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply.

pm it to him then....

**bridsanaeds** · 04-11-2010, 03:54 AM

You should tell her she's gets a discount in exchange for a pair of panties.

**valiumcheepval** · 04-11-2010, 04:13 AM

pm it to him then....

Aren't you the one usually dumping on me for being unproffessional and should be reported to the police? Even when I'm carefull to avoid any personally identifiable info?

**Audi_z** · 04-11-2010, 04:27 AM

This is why I decided to get out of the PC repair business and begin helping individuals with developmental disabilities. It was a client upgrade.

**Misespimb** · 04-11-2010, 04:49 AM

This is why I decided to get out of the PC repair business and begin helping individuals with developmental disabilities. It was a client upgrade.

Most of my customers seem to have developmental disabilities, not as bad a poor Hexus though.

04-10-2010, 08:55 PM	#1
valiumcheepval Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	Pet hate of the day People with no patience or basic understanding. Yes, I appreciate the irony of the incomming whine. So somone drops off a laptop, pretty basic fault but since we're queued up on the benches I say "Please keep in mind we have a lot of work on today, I likely won't be able to look at it till late this evening, possibly tommorrow. We'll ring you as soon as we have some more information." Easy enough, yes 30 minutes later the phone rings "Have you fixed my laptop yet?" "No sir, we've not had time to look at it yet, I'll call you as soon as it's done." Another 30 minutes: "Have you done my laptop yet?" "No sir, as I said earlier, we're very busy we'll call you the moment it's been done." Another 30 minutes, female voice "Hi, is mr **'s computer fixed yet." "No madam, as I explained to him, we're busy, we'll call you when it's done." Just now: "Hi, you've had my PC all day and you've not called me? Is it done yet?" I wish I could say "Listen you neanderthal dipshit, you calling every half a ing hour to ask if it's done is making it take longer, because I have to keep stopping work to answer these pointless ing phonecalls. What part of "I will call you the second it's done" is so **ing difficult to understand? If you call one more time JUST ONE MORE I will purposefully ignore your job until next week! And possibly fill it with jam!" However, once again I had to go with "Not yet sir, I will call you as soon as it's done." Right, that's my 10 minutes for lunch used up. Back to taking malware off peoples PC's who've "absolutely no idea how all this gay porn got on my PC". Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 09:01 PM	#2
Alkanyadela Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	I have these types of people at work. I normally put them back to the end of the queue every time they call. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 09:27 PM	#3
MaickiP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 641 Senior Member	What kind of gay porn was it? Anything good? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 10:09 PM	#4
valiumcheepval Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	Can't say I looked. However there's a laptop in at the moment who's owner appears to be selling her dirty knickers online. Least, when I logged onto the net with it to get some driver updates her MSN messenger opened automatically and I had guys sending messages saying "How much for 2 pairs of nix?" and "Is your website finished yet? You're f'ing sexy!"... that and her MSN portrait was her with her legs spread and the sub info "Hey boys, want to see me play with myself?". Interesting day so far. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 10:10 PM	#5
Narcodran Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 586 Senior Member	Right, that's my 10 minutes for lunch used up. Are you in prison or something?? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 10:26 PM	#6
valiumcheepval Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	Are you in prison or something?? Nah, just usually lots to get done so I eat whilst I'm working. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 10:38 PM	#7
Alkanyadela Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	Can't say I looked. However there's a laptop in at the moment who's owner appears to be selling her dirty knickers online. Least, when I logged onto the net with it to get some driver updates her MSN messenger opened automatically and I had guys sending messages saying "How much for 2 pairs of nix?" and "Is your website finished yet? You're f'ing sexy!"... that and her MSN portrait was her with her legs spread and the sub info "Hey boys, want to see me play with myself?". Interesting day so far. tbh, Pics/links Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2010, 11:34 PM	#8
valiumcheepval Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	tbh, Pics/links That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines. So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 01:44 AM	#9
Alkanyadela Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines. So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 03:25 AM	#10
Gerribase Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 449 Senior Member	That would be far more unproffessional than I am willing to be. Not to mention against forum guidelines. So yeah, I guess "pics or it didn't happen" would apply. pm it to him then.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 03:54 AM	#11
bridsanaeds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 422 Senior Member	You should tell her she's gets a discount in exchange for a pair of panties. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 04:13 AM	#12
valiumcheepval Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	pm it to him then.... Aren't you the one usually dumping on me for being unproffessional and should be reported to the police? Even when I'm carefull to avoid any personally identifiable info? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 04:27 AM	#13
Audi_z Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	This is why I decided to get out of the PC repair business and begin helping individuals with developmental disabilities. It was a client upgrade. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-11-2010, 04:49 AM	#14
Misespimb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 376 Senior Member	This is why I decided to get out of the PC repair business and begin helping individuals with developmental disabilities. It was a client upgrade. Most of my customers seem to have developmental disabilities, not as bad a poor Hexus though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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