Trade options?
 

It's been a bit grumpy here of late - pehaps this will provoke a smile?

From a 'Trademe' trade - it's our version of EBAY.

"Q: are you keen on swaps or deals, if so give us a txtr on 0278457928 jonno_7 (3 ) 8:49 pm, Fri 3 Sep
A: ill text will, def take 2 19 yr old blond girls around 135pounds each. today only 8:14 am, Tue 7 Sep

Q: my ex is 48 with dark hair ....really she needs urgent attention from Gok or similar... she does though come with an XJ6 she brought , drove for 6 months , spent 10k on and has had parked up for 2 years... interested ? mark68 (1499 ) 7:40 pm, Wed 8 Sep
A: Mate your pushin it, it'd work with two 24 year olds, at 48 sounds more like a cougar than a jaguar. 8:06 am, Thu 9 Sep"

*face....contorting....pain....*

Cracks smile.

LMFAO lol [rofl]