[cajonnmu]

Someone just sent me this

Life before the Computer

a memory was something that you lost with age
an application was for employment
a program was a Tv show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was the spiders home
a virus was the flu
a CD was a bank account
a hard drive was a long road trip
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and if you had a 3 inch floppy,..

you just hoped nobody found out about it.