[somasideff]

I want to give a gift of money to someone, but I want to really mess with them at the same time. I don't want to give cash, check, or gift card, because then they can use it without having to do anything for it. In all reality, I want them to be a bit pissed off when they realize that they can't just go and spend it or put it in the bank immediately. I had thought of giving the money in Euros or another foreign currency, but it seems that I can't just go and exchange my USD for Euros anywhere around here. Does anyone have any good ideas? I also thought about giving a bag of unwrapped coins, but they would expect that.

Anyone have some really "evil" and interesting ways to gift money? [help]

[Peterli]

Well not necessarily "Evil", but you could purchase some coins (silver or gold)

btw i´d like to know the background story on this, why would you want to give someone something of worth, but make it something they don´t really want ?

[somasideff]

It's for my brother. He wants nothing but "money" for his birthday, so I want to give him what he wants, but with a twist. More than anything, I want to have a laugh at his expense, and then maybe go out for a beer afterward (if he doesn't slug me, of course).

[Nutpoode]

Massive plywood cheque?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/09/plywood_cheque/

[Peterli]

Purchase the amount of money you want to give him in heroin.
[thumbup]

[ambientambien]

If he's single:

Get him a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret and give him the gift receipt... so he has to go in to get it exchanged for cash... Write something saucy and/or gay on the card itself so the teller will see it.

Or potentially even better, regardless of his relationship status:

Do the same, but at that fat women's clothing store.

[choollaBard]

If he's single:

Get him a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret and give him the gift receipt... so he has to go in to get it exchanged for cash... Write something saucy and/or gay on the card itself so the teller will see it.

Or potentially even better, regardless of his relationship status:

Do the same, but at that fat women's clothing store.

Not suggesting this from personal experience are you? those are awesome.
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Outdoor Couple

[somasideff]

If he's single:

Get him a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret and give him the gift receipt... so he has to go in to get it exchanged for cash... Write something saucy and/or gay on the card itself so the teller will see it.

Or potentially even better, regardless of his relationship status:

Do the same, but at that fat women's clothing store.

Those are pretty good. [rofl]

[ErubTiereedig]

Seriously - go find somewhere to change currency and give him australian notes. That stuff looks like monopoly money. Guaranteed he'll be like "wtf is this - plastic toy money with transparent bits!?" [rofl]

[heilyprollecyspor]

Boatload of empty bottles.

[houkbsdov]

Give it to him in semen of which has to take to the sperm bank to exchange for cash!

It's a flawless plan!

[elossenen]

Give it to him in semen of which has to take to the sperm bank to exchange for cash!

It's a flawless plan!

That's horrible - he'll think you're a w*nker!

Still, awesome plan, you can't beat it!

How'd you come up with the idea?


Anyone care to add to this?

[pedFlicle]

That's horrible - he'll think you're a ******!

Still, awesome plan, you can't beat it!

How'd you come up with the idea?


Anyone care to add to this?

They want fresh sperm not conserved jism.


Buy him what however much money you want to give him in 10 cent stamps.

They have legal monetary value as well.

[PIORARMADDERI]

If he's single:

Get him a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret and give him the gift receipt... so he has to go in to get it exchanged for cash... Write something saucy and/or gay on the card itself so the teller will see it.

Or potentially even better, regardless of his relationship status:

Do the same, but at that fat women's clothing store.

Most gift cards can't be returned for money.

Get an embarrassing item at the appropriate value that can be returned.

[Dildos]

Most gift cards can't be returned for money.

Get an embarrassing item at the appropriate value that can be returned.

[Peterli]

lol my brother in law bought one of his girlfriends a big ass black Vibrator for X-mas once (I´m talking about 20 cm+) and she opened it infront of her parents on Christmas,..
Big ROFL [rofl]

[somasideff]

Seriously - go find somewhere to change currency and give him australian notes. That stuff looks like monopoly money. Guaranteed he'll be like "wtf is this - plastic toy money with transparent bits!?" [rofl]

As long as I can find somewhere around me that will do this, I'll probably go for it, as it was my first idea...and he won't totally hate me for it. Apparently some places ask for your passport before doing currency exchanges...but I don't have a passport (not much of a traveler I guess).

[PIORARMADDERI]

As long as I can find somewhere around me that will do this, I'll probably go for it, as it was my first idea...and he won't totally hate me for it. Apparently some places ask for your passport before doing currency exchanges...but I don't have a passport (not much of a traveler I guess).

You lose money on the exchange rate.

[ErubTiereedig]

You lose money on the exchange rate.

True - but on amounts like the OP is most likely considering its really a non-issue. Think of it as a payment for the joke [thumbup]

[somasideff]

You lose money on the exchange rate.

True - but on amounts like the OP is most likely considering its really a non-issue. Think of it as a payment for the joke [thumbup]

I think that the few bucks that I'll lose will be worth it. We'll both probably get a laugh out of it (my laugh being first, of course).