[TypeTeasiaDer]

Only Texting after 3 weeks = 0/10
No pic(ban?) = 0/10
Posting here about relationship(s) = 0/10
Actual reply was mildly cunning at best = 4/10

Average = 1/10 = FAIL [ban]

Seems like a fair rating. Though, I must say that this is not a "relationship" by any means. She is a chickenhead, and I am bored.

[mymnarorump]

She is a chickenhead, and I am bored.

So... what's new?

[TypeTeasiaDer]

A joke is never funny when you have to explain it, but you guys are mostly dummies, mostly so here:

Mental = related to head
Head = Slang term for oral sex
Head Game = slang term for the ability to perform oral sex.
Cunnilingus = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus

Being a "cunning linguist", gives one the ability to "get into a woman's head" with your clever words. There is an old adage: "You must get into a woman's head, before you get into their pants".

Orgasms being 90% mental means that the orgasm has to do with the state of mind (or HEAD) of the woman at the time. And... forget it.

I give myself a 7/10 since it has been used in a bad movie.

BTW, cunning has NOTHING to do with the word, "c**t".

[TypeTeasiaDer]

So... what's new?

Are you a virgin?

I'll hug you.

[xanax-buy-online.com]

Please dont take this the wrong way Will, but, have you had sex before?

I apologise for any offence given.

Ill hug you.

Are you a virgin?

I'll hug you.

Now that's just low.

[Maymayfor]

Truthfully, that's a ****ing lame reply. You have no game. The cunning linguist joke wasn't funny in 1956 and it hasn't got any better with age.

Oral sex jokes are timeless.

A joke is never funny when you have to explain it, but you guys are mostly dummies, so here:

Mental = related to head
Head = Slang term for oral sex
Head Game = slang term for the ability to perform oral sex.
Cunnilingus = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus

Being a "cunning linguist", gives one the ability to "get into a woman's head" with your clever words. There is an old adage: "You must get into a woman's head, before you get into their pants".

Orgasms being 90% mental means that the orgasm has to do with the state of mind (or HEAD) of the woman at the time. And... forget it.

I give myself a 7/10 since it has been used in a bad movie.

I'll give you 8/10 for living up to your misogynistic reputation, for taking the time to reply to her text messages when you could be playng L4D with me and for not giving a crap about any consequence of your actions.

Well played.

[Sheestgag]

Now you have to eat her out.


Should have made a joke about blow jobs.

[Maymayfor]

Should have made a joke about blow jobs.

He did... that's kinda the point.

[TypeTeasiaDer]

Now you have to eat her out.

Absolutely not. She can suck my d*ck if she thinks that is going to happen. I mean, c'mon, I just met her!

[mymnarorump]

Are you a virgin?

I'll hug you.

I'll give you a 0/10 for discernment. My reply to you was because you were stating the obvious. 99.9% of all women are chickenheads. Therefore, I replied, "What's new?"

Chickenhead.

And I'll take that hug. Not having had a steady GF for a year definitely takes its toll.

[TypeTeasiaDer]

I'll give you a 0/10 for discernment. My reply to you was because you were stating the obvious. 99.9% of all women are chickenheads. Therefore, I replied, "What's new?"

Chickenhead.

And I'll take that hug. Not having had a steady GF for a year definitely takes its toll.

Silly! I was not offended. I was just sharing the wealth from DaveDudes.

I admire you for staying clean for a year.

[emuffette]

Rate this comment: 1-10 and also conjecture on whether or not this comment guaranteed me a place in her queue.

If you'd told me all of this in person, I'd have smirked and bitchslapped you for being such a huge nerd.

[frequensearules]

Please dont take this the wrong way Will, but, have you had sex before?

I apologise for any offence given.

Ill hug you.

Nope, I am hoping that this will be the one!!!!11

http://futuremark.yougamers.com/foru...33&postcount=7


Liar! Liar! pants on fire.

I don't know why you thought you had to explain the joke, cunning-linguist and all that.

I got it.

But according to you, I'm not allowed to.

[xanax-buy-online.com]

I don't know why you thought you had to explain the joke, cunning-linguist and all that.

I got it.

You =/= everyone.

[frequensearules]

You =/= everyone.

Not really up with internet speak...

Does that mean you, me and everyone ?

Besides, if everyone did understand it, why post this?

http://futuremark.yougamers.com/foru...2&postcount=43

[johnuioyer]

I'd say 8/10 regardless if she got the joke or not. If you laughed, that's all that counts.

By the way, how is that date site going with your sister?

[TypeTeasiaDer]

I'd say 8/10 regardless if she got the joke or not. If you laughed, that's all that counts.

By the way, how is that date site going with your sister?

She quit it. She never even put up a picture. [no]

[johnuioyer]

Chickenhead.

Speaking of which, I decided to type in "chickenhead" into google. The first site that came up is genius.

[JonnLeejsp]

[TypeTeasiaDer]

so, Is that like a 1/10?

I wish I was as suave as some of you guys. When you talk to women, how long do you last until they ask for a credit card number?