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Old 06-02-2010, 09:19 AM   #21
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could someone photoshop a minge into the white area of the face

fake boobies [yes][yes]
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:22 AM   #22
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could someone photoshop a minge into the white area of the face

fake boobies [yes][yes]
I wanted to do a lions face, but it´s almost 2:30 AM and i can´t be arsed.
Anyways enjoy yourself Acu
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:23 AM   #23
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Looks clean.

You can forget about the condoms, trust me. Do not go down on her though.

Good luck.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:41 AM   #24
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Let me rescind my comment. In that pic, you can tell that she purposely separated her shirt to show her tits. I am not too sure about the "clean" thing anymore. Since she is WASPy, she will probably tell you if she has an STD (as long as she knows about it), but precautions must be taken.

The condom thing is going to have to be situational... If you get in the moment, and she does not stop you to remind you to get a condom, wear two. If she stops you and ask for "protection", you are good to go. Tell her that you love her or something to drop her guard down a bit. She looks like she is in her mid-20s and probably a little desperate for love since most of her friends have married off.

If she still resists, tell her you will just do it for a little bit, or "just the tip". If you do it right, she will forget all about the condom.

I hate condoms.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:45 AM   #25
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Let me rescind my comment. In that pic, you can tell that she purposely separated her shirt to show her tits. I am not too sure about the "clean" thing anymore. Since she is WASPy, she will probably tell you if she has an STD (as long as she knows about it), but precautions must be taken.

The condom thing is going to have to be situational... If you get in the moment, and she does not stop you to remind you to get a condom, wear two. If she stops you and ask for "protection", you are good to go. Tell her that you love her or something to drop her guard down a bit. She looks like she is in her mid-20s and probably a little desperate for love since most of her friends have married off.

If she still resists, tell her you will just do it for a little bit, or "just the tip". If you do it right, she will forget all about the condom.

I hate condoms.
you my friend will get lemonaids one day...
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:09 AM   #26
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If things are going good, JYFIHP...

If she doesn't resist, DHITB and she'll be forever yours! [yes]
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:24 AM   #27
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Yup, the interwebs. eHarmony.com embarrassingly enough. Alright I'll post a pic without a face gimme a sec.
It may be embarrassing, but seems like the way it is done these days. Especially sense a lot of people don't go out in the way that younger fellows do. You guys have careers, money to earn, bills to pay, and a bed time.

A lot of the older peeps I know meant their significant others online, including my mom. Surprisingly works out well it seems.
I actually know someone who did one of those chat line things that is getting married soon. This would be my Aunt to be exact. lol.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:50 AM   #28
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I hate condoms.
I can't feel a thing with a condom on. For the first minute or 2 I feel the sensation but after that I just keep going for her sake because I cant feel sh1t. Someone could slam the door shut on it and I wouldn't know.

I argued with my now ex girlfriend too many times over damn condoms. I could make her cum 4-5 times easily, but because I didn't cum she would get all upset
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:14 AM   #29
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I can't feel a thing with a condom on. For the first minute or 2 I feel the sensation but after that I just keep going for her sake because I cant feel sh1t. Someone could slam the door shut on it and I wouldn't know.

I argued with my now ex girlfriend too many times over damn condoms. I could make her cum 4-5 times easily, but because I didn't cum she would get all upset
Just take it off in the heat of the moment, they are usually so impressed that they do not stop you. Just never give your real name.

This is why I like chicks with boyfriends, if you knock them up, the boyfriend takes the rap. You just have to lay low for a while.
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:34 AM   #30
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First date sex for sure.
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:27 PM   #31
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Wen't pretty well fellas. she's was actually really nice. Second date tomorrow for lunch. She doesn't drink, which is kind of a let down, but that won't stop me from enjoy my usual nightcaps.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:00 PM   #32
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Wen't pretty well fellas. she's was actually really nice. Second date tomorrow for lunch. She doesn't drink, which is kind of a let down, but that won't stop me from enjoy my usual nightcaps.
She doesnt drink?

Just whack some absinthe in her drink when shes not looking.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:46 PM   #33
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She doesn't drink
That probably means that either she was an alcoholic, or her abusive parent was. Play that angle!
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:02 PM   #34
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Dont forget that profuse loud cabbagey farting is a sign of affection !

and dont forget to give her a poo tash [yes]
*turns on proud voice* Man, you are so f**ked up!
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