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**zzarratusstra** · 05-03-2010, 05:58 AM

Girls are like phones; they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. They also can't swim, make a good sandwich, or drive a car.

**MarythePuppy6** · 05-03-2010, 06:06 AM

Girls are like phones; they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. They also can't swim, make a good sandwich, or drive a car.

Boooooooooo

Hissssssssssssssssss

/banana peel

**HenriRow** · 05-03-2010, 06:07 AM

Boooooooooo

Hissssssssssssssssss

/banana peel

/slips
/falls
/ouch

**lopushok** · 05-03-2010, 06:08 AM

Yep, pretty lame.... 1/10 for minimal effort.

**Juersdodfs** · 05-03-2010, 06:22 AM

I hate you.

**irrawnWab** · 05-03-2010, 06:56 AM

That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke:

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:03 AM

Actually, I just thought of this.

Why don't women make good sandwiches? Every sandwich that a girlfriend has made me needed a double-meat correction.

****ing worthless, I swear.

**AmfitNom** · 06-02-2010, 07:04 AM

That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke:

Seriously that looks chopped.

**Pete789** · 06-02-2010, 07:05 AM

Why do women have such small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
What's she doing away from the kitchen?

Actually, I just thought of this.

Why don't women make good sandwiches? Every sandwich that a girlfriend has made me needed a double-meat correction.

****ing worthless, I swear.

What?

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:05 AM

Seriously that looks chopped.

Do you believe that assuming that everything was "chopped" makes you impervious to getting fooled?

**Liabmeasez** · 06-02-2010, 07:06 AM

That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke:

That's not a woman, it's Keith Richards.

**AmfitNom** · 06-02-2010, 07:06 AM

Do you believe that assuming that everything was "chopped" makes you impervious to getting fooled?

I believe that was the first time i ever made a "that looks chopped" comment.

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:07 AM

I believe that was the first time i ever made a "that looks chopped" comment.

Dammit...

I always confuse you and GhostBear!

**AmfitNom** · 06-02-2010, 07:09 AM

Dammit...

I always confuse you and GhostBear!

Don´t worry about it, Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever.

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:09 AM

What?

Have you ever had a good sandwich made for you by a woman that was not in your family?

I have not. Always too much mayonnaise and not enough meat.

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:10 AM

Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever.

Spill the beans, man.

This is a shitty thread anyway.

**Juersdodfs** · 06-02-2010, 07:11 AM

Don´t worry about it, Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever.

This wouldn't be the first time...he is moodier than a woman.

**MarythePuppy6** · 06-02-2010, 07:13 AM

This wouldn't be the first time...he is moodier than a woman.

Probably can't make a good sandwich either.

**Pete789** · 06-02-2010, 07:13 AM

Don´t worry about it, Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever.

Sure did.

Amongst other things called the FM staff "a bunch of inbreding momo's ". Said he wanted to be banned. Then said he wanted to go on a killing spree in a public place and said he prayed that he'd ""get at least one of you".

**nvideoe** · 06-02-2010, 07:14 AM

Why does Shakira sing "to the left to the left"?
Because women have no rights.

05-03-2010, 05:58 AM	#1
zzarratusstra Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Women joke. Girls are like phones; they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. They also can't swim, make a good sandwich, or drive a car. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2010, 06:06 AM	#2
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Girls are like phones; they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. They also can't swim, make a good sandwich, or drive a car. Boooooooooo Hissssssssssssssssss /banana peel Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2010, 06:07 AM	#3
HenriRow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	Boooooooooo Hissssssssssssssssss /banana peel /slips /falls /ouch Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2010, 06:08 AM	#4
lopushok Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 335 Senior Member	Yep, pretty lame.... 1/10 for minimal effort. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2010, 06:22 AM	#5
Juersdodfs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	I hate you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2010, 06:56 AM	#6
irrawnWab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:03 AM	#7
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Actually, I just thought of this. Why don't women make good sandwiches? Every sandwich that a girlfriend has made me needed a double-meat correction. ****ing worthless, I swear. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:04 AM	#8
AmfitNom Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 564 Senior Member	That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke: Seriously that looks chopped. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:05 AM	#9
Pete789 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	Why do women have such small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? What's she doing away from the kitchen? Actually, I just thought of this. Why don't women make good sandwiches? Every sandwich that a girlfriend has made me needed a double-meat correction. ****ing worthless, I swear. What? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:05 AM	#10
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Seriously that looks chopped. Do you believe that assuming that everything was "chopped" makes you impervious to getting fooled? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:06 AM	#11
Liabmeasez Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	That's not a women joke. This is a woman joke: That's not a woman, it's Keith Richards. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:07 AM	#13
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	I believe that was the first time i ever made a "that looks chopped" comment. Dammit... I always confuse you and GhostBear! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:09 AM	#14
AmfitNom Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 564 Senior Member	Dammit... I always confuse you and GhostBear! Don´t worry about it, Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:09 AM	#15
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	What? Have you ever had a good sandwich made for you by a woman that was not in your family? I have not. Always too much mayonnaise and not enough meat. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:10 AM	#16
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever. Spill the beans, man. This is a shitty thread anyway. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:11 AM	#17
Juersdodfs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	Don´t worry about it, Ghostbear had a meltdown in the Box yesterday and got himself banned forever. This wouldn't be the first time...he is moodier than a woman. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:13 AM	#18
MarythePuppy6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	This wouldn't be the first time...he is moodier than a woman. Probably can't make a good sandwich either. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-02-2010, 07:14 AM	#20
nvideoe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	Why does Shakira sing "to the left to the left"? Because women have no rights. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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