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**9wQlZkIj** · 01-04-2009, 11:27 AM

I got a bad whiskey story too! From a journal entry.

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8:25AM 6-23-7 I went to a party/BBQ and drank last night... heavily. Highlights... I fought/wrestled a dude that was about 6'8" and 315lbs. and WON! Technique imo. Then, the world spins at an angular velocity of 1 rad/s. I was going to vomit... bad! So, I go for a walk, turn into a random person's driveway, sleep on the hood of their car, throw up, come back to the party, get severely hit on by a gay drunk man (whom I constantly call "faggot"), vomit some more, go home, fall asleep on my living room floor, wake up at about 6AM, go to my bed, then walk up again at 8AM. But this time with a little surprise....

I ****ING **** MYSELF. Literally, took a number 2 in my pants. Discovering this was as disturbing as the fact that I actually did it.

Just got out of the shower (REALLY SHITTY SHOWER, no pun in ten did), now I am going back to bed. I hope you enjoyed my story.

**JosephNF** · 01-04-2009, 12:20 PM

I was at a work reunion party at the bar this past October and the one guy insisted on buying everyone a round of JD. Instead of something nice like, you know, what we wanted. I never tried it before, but I've smelled it plenty because a friend of mine drinks it regularly. It never did smell too appetizing. I took a whiff of it before I downed it, and that alone was enough to make me wanna puke. I downed it anyway and my dinner nearly came back up. Half hour later he decides to do the same thing. I handed this one off to one of my friends when the guy wasn't looking. My friend downed it and proceeded to chunk all over the table. Better him than me!

**NudiJuicervich** · 01-04-2009, 01:18 PM

A few years ago I got plastered at a local pub drinking shots with a friend at a birthday. I felt fine, drunk but fine, until I saw my friends outside and joined them. They where mucking around tackling each other as you do when your pissed. So I went over to crash tackle the ones on the ground, but just as I started to do so a little voice in my head made me realise what a stupid nad dangerous thing I was about to do. So I pulled out of the tackle, but due to my drunkeness ended up hitting the concrete head first.

How long I was out for I don't know, it felt like I jumped back up immediatly but I had a massive egg on my forehead. I was a little dizzy so I went and sat down, my friends all freaked and the sober ones decided to drive me to hospital. As I was walking to the car a few feet away, my legs gave way, so they held me up from under each shoulder. Just as they where about to put me in the car I puked up in the gutter.

That's all I remember, I don't remember the drive or getting into hopsital.

Then I had one of those movie moments, you know the ones where the character is waking up and seeing one person, but when they are really awake it's someone else. Well I heard the girl I reallly liked at the time asking me to wake up, she was standing at my bed with a beautiful smile, but then when I really did open my eayes it was just a doctor waking me up

[rofl]

I was left ot sleep it off while attached to a drip and that oxygen thing under the nose. I disharged myself in the morning with nothing more than a bruised head and a dodgy memory of the night. I was still drunk though, and spewed up after the bus ride home at 7am in broad daylight

I felt better when I found out my drinking buddies had spent the morning spewing and couldn't go to work either.

Such a stupid thing to do [thumbdown]

**uaodnabnjz** · 01-04-2009, 01:24 PM

A few years ago I got plastered at a local pub drinking shots with a friend at a birthday. I felt fine, drunk but fine, until I saw my friends outside and joined them. They where mucking around tackling each other as you do when your pissed. So I went over to crash tackle the ones on the ground, but just as I started to do so a little voice in my head made me realise what a stupid nad dangerous thing I was about to do. So I pulled out of the tackle, but due to my drunkeness ended up hitting the concrete head first.

How long I was out for I don't know, it felt like I jumped back up immediatly but I had a massive egg on my forehead. I was a little dizzy so I went and sat down, my friends all freaked and the sober ones decided to drive me to hospital. As I was walking to the car a few feet away, my legs gave way, so they held me up from under each shoulder. Just as they where about to put me in the car I puked up in the gutter.

That's all I remember, I don't remember the drive or getting into hopsital.

Then I had one of those movie moments, you know the ones where the character is waking up and seeing one person, but when they are really awake it's someone else. Well I heard the girl I reallly liked at the time asking me to wake up, she was standing at my bed with a beautiful smile, but then when I really did open my eayes it was just a doctor waking me up [rofl]

I was left ot sleep it off while attached to a drip and that oxygen thing under the nose. I disharged myself in the morning with nothing more than a bruised head and a dodgy memory of the night. I was still drunk though, and spewed up after the bus ride home at 7am in broad daylight

I felt better when I found out my drinking buddies had spent the morning spewing and couldn't go to work either.

Such a stupid thing to do [thumbdown]

you gotta learn somehow.

just like i did after about 3 years of hard drugs and very hard drinking and not getting in trouble once. i finally learned that in due time i will get caught and it wont be pretty. im just thankful i learned before i did get caught.
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**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 11:15 AM

oops!

If so, you should be IMMEDIATELY informed that there is no such thing as "too much whiskey."

**HedoShoodovex** · 03-31-2009, 11:16 AM

no such thing as "too much whiskey."

That's what I thought as I read the title. [rofl]

**9wQlZkIj** · 03-31-2009, 11:23 AM

John Daniels and I are the best of friends.

**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 11:34 AM

John Daniels and I are the best of friends.

Is that Jack's brother?

Humor is lost on me at this point....

UNLESS YOU'RE DRUNK!

If so, then HAHAHAHA

**9wQlZkIj** · 03-31-2009, 11:40 AM

Is that Jack's brother?

Humor is lost on me at this point....

UNLESS YOU'RE DRUNK!

If so, then HAHAHAHA

Trust me. Mr. Daniels and I go way back. He prefers to be called John.

HAHAHAHAH too, imo.

**RayFairhurst** · 03-31-2009, 12:00 PM

mmm.. interesting post

**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 12:11 PM

mmm.. interesting post

A CANUCK!!!!

**ddwayspd** · 03-31-2009, 01:12 PM

I once had too much whiskey, it resulted in me prematurely exiting the fun and chilling with mr. toilet for most of the night and wishing alcohol were never created.

but like most friends even when they treat you like **** you tend to end up hanging out with them again.

**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 01:43 PM

I once had too much whiskey, it resulted in me prematurely exiting the fun and chilling with mr. toilet for most of the night and wishing alcohol were never created.

but like most friends even when they treat you like **** you tend to end up hanging out with them again.

Jeromy, even though you're from North Cackalacky, I'll treat you like a real Southerner and let it slide. You can drink with me anytime. Best of luck in all of your ventures.

**uaodnabnjz** · 03-31-2009, 01:51 PM

drink of choice ATM:

you literally can never have to much steeley
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**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 02:00 PM

drink of choice ATM:

you literally can never have to much steeley

Is that the 6.0% or 8.1% of Steel Reserve?

And did you know that 211 is the medieval symbol for Steel?

I much prefer St. Ides, as it will "get your girly in the mood quicker, and make your 'jimmy' thicker with St. Ides Malt Liquor."

**uaodnabnjz** · 03-31-2009, 02:03 PM

Is that the 6.0% or 8.1% of Steel Reserve?

And did you know that 211 is the medieval symbol for Steel?

I much prefer St. Ides, as it will "get your girly in the mood quicker, and make your 'jimmy' thicker with St. Ides Malt Liquor."

def. the 8.1 high gravity. hell i dont think i would drink this if it wasnt. at 1.49 a 40oz, it really does **** you up for a few bucks.

however my beer of choice is def. franziskaner hefeweizen
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**Prarnenoexpog** · 03-31-2009, 02:15 PM

def. the 8.1 high gravity. hell i dont think i would drink this if it wasnt. at 1.49 a 40oz, it really does **** you up for a few bucks.

however my beer of choice is def. franziskaner hefeweizen

The 6.0% taste just like the 8.1%. I just couldn't justify the 6.0% after having it.

**uaodnabnjz** · 03-31-2009, 02:32 PM

The 6.0% taste just like the 8.1%. I just couldn't justify the 6.0% after having it.

exactly my point. it does taste 'odd' to say the least
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**Smittoh** · 03-31-2009, 05:02 PM

drink of choice ATM:

you literally can never have to much steeley

For when you just don't want to spring for Keystone Light... [rofl]

**Karinochka** · 03-31-2009, 05:11 PM

I don't care what anyone says.

A fifth of the green label Jack Daniels IS TOO MUCH WHISKEY!

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01-04-2009, 11:27 AM	#1
9wQlZkIj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 599 Senior Member	I got a bad whiskey story too! From a journal entry. ------------------------------------- 8:25AM 6-23-7 I went to a party/BBQ and drank last night... heavily. Highlights... I fought/wrestled a dude that was about 6'8" and 315lbs. and WON! Technique imo. Then, the world spins at an angular velocity of 1 rad/s. I was going to vomit... bad! So, I go for a walk, turn into a random person's driveway, sleep on the hood of their car, throw up, come back to the party, get severely hit on by a gay drunk man (whom I constantly call "faggot"), vomit some more, go home, fall asleep on my living room floor, wake up at about 6AM, go to my bed, then walk up again at 8AM. But this time with a little surprise.... I **ING ** MYSELF. Literally, took a number 2 in my pants. Discovering this was as disturbing as the fact that I actually did it. Just got out of the shower (REALLY SHITTY SHOWER, no pun in ten did), now I am going back to bed. I hope you enjoyed my story. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2009, 12:20 PM	#2
JosephNF Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 441 Senior Member	I was at a work reunion party at the bar this past October and the one guy insisted on buying everyone a round of JD. Instead of something nice like, you know, what we wanted. I never tried it before, but I've smelled it plenty because a friend of mine drinks it regularly. It never did smell too appetizing. I took a whiff of it before I downed it, and that alone was enough to make me wanna puke. I downed it anyway and my dinner nearly came back up. Half hour later he decides to do the same thing. I handed this one off to one of my friends when the guy wasn't looking. My friend downed it and proceeded to chunk all over the table. Better him than me! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2009, 01:18 PM	#3
NudiJuicervich Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 570 Senior Member	A few years ago I got plastered at a local pub drinking shots with a friend at a birthday. I felt fine, drunk but fine, until I saw my friends outside and joined them. They where mucking around tackling each other as you do when your pissed. So I went over to crash tackle the ones on the ground, but just as I started to do so a little voice in my head made me realise what a stupid nad dangerous thing I was about to do. So I pulled out of the tackle, but due to my drunkeness ended up hitting the concrete head first. How long I was out for I don't know, it felt like I jumped back up immediatly but I had a massive egg on my forehead. I was a little dizzy so I went and sat down, my friends all freaked and the sober ones decided to drive me to hospital. As I was walking to the car a few feet away, my legs gave way, so they held me up from under each shoulder. Just as they where about to put me in the car I puked up in the gutter. That's all I remember, I don't remember the drive or getting into hopsital. Then I had one of those movie moments, you know the ones where the character is waking up and seeing one person, but when they are really awake it's someone else. Well I heard the girl I reallly liked at the time asking me to wake up, she was standing at my bed with a beautiful smile, but then when I really did open my eayes it was just a doctor waking me up [rofl] I was left ot sleep it off while attached to a drip and that oxygen thing under the nose. I disharged myself in the morning with nothing more than a bruised head and a dodgy memory of the night. I was still drunk though, and spewed up after the bus ride home at 7am in broad daylight I felt better when I found out my drinking buddies had spent the morning spewing and couldn't go to work either. Such a stupid thing to do [thumbdown] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-04-2009, 01:24 PM	#4
uaodnabnjz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	A few years ago I got plastered at a local pub drinking shots with a friend at a birthday. I felt fine, drunk but fine, until I saw my friends outside and joined them. They where mucking around tackling each other as you do when your pissed. So I went over to crash tackle the ones on the ground, but just as I started to do so a little voice in my head made me realise what a stupid nad dangerous thing I was about to do. So I pulled out of the tackle, but due to my drunkeness ended up hitting the concrete head first. How long I was out for I don't know, it felt like I jumped back up immediatly but I had a massive egg on my forehead. I was a little dizzy so I went and sat down, my friends all freaked and the sober ones decided to drive me to hospital. As I was walking to the car a few feet away, my legs gave way, so they held me up from under each shoulder. Just as they where about to put me in the car I puked up in the gutter. That's all I remember, I don't remember the drive or getting into hopsital. Then I had one of those movie moments, you know the ones where the character is waking up and seeing one person, but when they are really awake it's someone else. Well I heard the girl I reallly liked at the time asking me to wake up, she was standing at my bed with a beautiful smile, but then when I really did open my eayes it was just a doctor waking me up [rofl] I was left ot sleep it off while attached to a drip and that oxygen thing under the nose. I disharged myself in the morning with nothing more than a bruised head and a dodgy memory of the night. I was still drunk though, and spewed up after the bus ride home at 7am in broad daylight I felt better when I found out my drinking buddies had spent the morning spewing and couldn't go to work either. Such a stupid thing to do [thumbdown] you gotta learn somehow. just like i did after about 3 years of hard drugs and very hard drinking and not getting in trouble once. i finally learned that in due time i will get caught and it wont be pretty. im just thankful i learned before i did get caught. ________ GT4 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 11:15 AM	#5
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	Have you ever drank too much whisky and thought... oops! If so, you should be IMMEDIATELY informed that there is no such thing as "too much whiskey." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 11:16 AM	#6
HedoShoodovex Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	no such thing as "too much whiskey." That's what I thought as I read the title. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 11:23 AM	#7
9wQlZkIj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 599 Senior Member	John Daniels and I are the best of friends. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 11:34 AM	#8
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	John Daniels and I are the best of friends. Is that Jack's brother? Humor is lost on me at this point.... UNLESS YOU'RE DRUNK! If so, then HAHAHAHA Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 11:40 AM	#9
9wQlZkIj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 599 Senior Member	Is that Jack's brother? Humor is lost on me at this point.... UNLESS YOU'RE DRUNK! If so, then HAHAHAHA Trust me. Mr. Daniels and I go way back. He prefers to be called John. HAHAHAHAH too, imo. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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RayFairhurst Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	mmm.. interesting post Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 12:11 PM	#11
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	mmm.. interesting post A CANUCK!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 01:12 PM	#12
ddwayspd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	I once had too much whiskey, it resulted in me prematurely exiting the fun and chilling with mr. toilet for most of the night and wishing alcohol were never created. but like most friends even when they treat you like **** you tend to end up hanging out with them again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 01:43 PM	#13
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	I once had too much whiskey, it resulted in me prematurely exiting the fun and chilling with mr. toilet for most of the night and wishing alcohol were never created. but like most friends even when they treat you like **** you tend to end up hanging out with them again. Jeromy, even though you're from North Cackalacky, I'll treat you like a real Southerner and let it slide. You can drink with me anytime. Best of luck in all of your ventures. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 01:51 PM	#14
uaodnabnjz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	drink of choice ATM: you literally can never have to much steeley ________ herbal vaporizers Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 02:00 PM	#15
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	drink of choice ATM: you literally can never have to much steeley Is that the 6.0% or 8.1% of Steel Reserve? And did you know that 211 is the medieval symbol for Steel? I much prefer St. Ides, as it will "get your girly in the mood quicker, and make your 'jimmy' thicker with St. Ides Malt Liquor." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 02:03 PM	#16
uaodnabnjz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	Is that the 6.0% or 8.1% of Steel Reserve? And did you know that 211 is the medieval symbol for Steel? I much prefer St. Ides, as it will "get your girly in the mood quicker, and make your 'jimmy' thicker with St. Ides Malt Liquor." def. the 8.1 high gravity. hell i dont think i would drink this if it wasnt. at 1.49 a 40oz, it really does **** you up for a few bucks. however my beer of choice is def. franziskaner hefeweizen ________ Ferrari Lampredi engine Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 02:15 PM	#17
Prarnenoexpog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 355 Senior Member	def. the 8.1 high gravity. hell i dont think i would drink this if it wasnt. at 1.49 a 40oz, it really does **** you up for a few bucks. however my beer of choice is def. franziskaner hefeweizen The 6.0% taste just like the 8.1%. I just couldn't justify the 6.0% after having it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 02:32 PM	#18
uaodnabnjz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	The 6.0% taste just like the 8.1%. I just couldn't justify the 6.0% after having it. exactly my point. it does taste 'odd' to say the least ________ Ford Zetec engine Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 05:02 PM	#19
Smittoh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 627 Senior Member	drink of choice ATM: you literally can never have to much steeley For when you just don't want to spring for Keystone Light... [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-31-2009, 05:11 PM	#20
Karinochka Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 554 Senior Member	I don't care what anyone says. A fifth of the green label Jack Daniels IS TOO MUCH WHISKEY! ________ SexyLexa Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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