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Old 02-15-2009, 03:53 AM   #1
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Default IBM patents bullet dodging bionic armor
First laser guns and now bionic armour that allows you to dodge bullets, Matrix style

The device works by constantly emitting electromagnetic waves that bounce off any fast-moving projectiles, and it uses the data to calculate risky trajectories. If the object in question is determined to be a threat, muscle stimulators activate and cause the wearer's body to contort in such way to avoid being hit.... http://www.engadget.com/2009/02/14/i...-bionic-armor/

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Old 02-15-2009, 04:09 AM   #2
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At last some modern to the world. Soon we get light sabres like in Star Wars or perhaps skipping boring old school weapons and get pulse rifles and such.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:24 AM   #3
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In the process of dodging a bullet, you break your own bones.
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:07 AM   #4
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In the process of dodging a bullet, you break your own bones.
Or become the worlds best contortionist, and succeed in putting your left foot behind your right ear and your right foot up your a$$, whilst touching your right buttock with your nose, all whilst returning fire. [rofl]
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:05 AM   #5
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In the process of dodging a bullet, you break your own bones.
Or look like a spastic whilst doing so.
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Old 02-15-2009, 02:29 PM   #6
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Or look like a spastic whilst doing so.
Temporarily look like a spastic or catch a bullet to the dome, I know which I'd pick.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:06 PM   #7
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In such a device you'd have to remain completely relaxed....how the hell do you do that when someone is firing bullets at you
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:05 PM   #8
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In such a device you'd have to remain completely relaxed....how the hell do you do that when someone is firing bullets at you
What they neglect to show in the suit's design is a constant morphine drip to keep you as floppy as a porn star's poon.
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