IBM patents bullet dodging bionic armor
 

First laser guns and now bionic armour that allows you to dodge bullets, Matrix style http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/blink1.gif

The device works by constantly emitting electromagnetic waves that bounce off any fast-moving projectiles, and it uses the data to calculate risky trajectories. If the object in question is determined to be a threat, muscle stimulators activate and cause the wearer's body to contort in such way to avoid being hit.... http://www.engadget.com/2009/02/14/i...-bionic-armor/

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At last some modern to the world. Soon we get light sabres like in Star Wars or perhaps skipping boring old school weapons and get pulse rifles and such.
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In the process of dodging a bullet, you break your own bones.
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Or become the worlds best contortionist, and succeed in putting your left foot behind your right ear and your right foot up your a$$, whilst touching your right buttock with your nose, all whilst returning fire. [rofl]

Or look like a spastic whilst doing so.

Temporarily look like a spastic or catch a bullet to the dome, I know which I'd pick.

In such a device you'd have to remain completely relaxed....how the hell do you do that when someone is firing bullets at you http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/laugh1.gif

What they neglect to show in the suit's design is a constant morphine drip to keep you as floppy as a porn star's poon.