Without putting a tin-foil hat on for a minute....
 

Is this guy bonkers or do you think other people might be thinking what he's thinking?

Who the **** is this slimeball?

What he's saying isn't really all that strange. Sometimes all we need is a good excuse.

With Iran? A nation that poses zero threat to the US. Or anyone else. Please.

Something like the Gulf of Tonkin incident ?

I agree. I can't believe it that I agree with you.

It makes you feel a bit dirty, doesn't it.

Well maybe its own people, but then again, not really our job to start civil wars for them.

I don't know why people have to feign amazement or put a disclaimer whenever they agree with someone whom they don't usually agree with.

I see it all the time on here. Why ?

I'm no Hippy Peace Loving crazy person, but this guy is insane? Is his idea of a good dream WW3? Wars have been started by some stupid crap.

The threat they have is dealing oil in a non US currency.

Double that. If they need a good excuse, it's the situation in Syria.
These people could really use some help. Unfortunately for them, no oil there :(

Try googling mock / feigned indignation. It's just one aspect of comedy that goes over your head.

Meh...

I don't need to google that. If it's comedy, it's not funny.

I just see it an unneccasary disclaimer.

Comedy is entirely subjective. There are a thousand TV programmes I think are mundane that other people split their sides at. All I was highlighting to you was a form of comedy. Whether it appeals to you or not is down to your personality. Don't dismiss stuff that you don't see the point of, we leave that to Bungle.

(And the road becomes my bride)

And the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need

And with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave

Roamer, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll redefine anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

(And the earth becomes my throne)

And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one

And my ties are severed clean
Less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign

Roamer, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll never mind anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind
And I'll take my find anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home
I say!

But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll redefine anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

Carved upon my stone
My body lie, but still I roam,
Yeah yeah!

Wherever I may roam
Wherever I may roam
Woah

Wherever I may roam
Wherever I may roam
Yeah!

Wherever I may wander, wander, wander
Wherever I may roam

Yeah, yeah, wherever I may roam

Yeah, yeah, wherever i may roam
Wherever I may roam
Wherever I may roam

It's still weak pop-metal, but, for you, it's an improvement.

Black album, seriously ?

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Well in that case, there's a whole lot of ****ing comedians on this board.

This is probably more appropriate (and a better song anyway)



The eastern world, it is exploding
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Don't you understand what I'm tryin' to say
Can't you feel the fears I'm feelin' today?
If the button is pushed, there's no runnin' away
There'll be no one to save, with the world in a grave
[Take a look around ya boy, it's bound to scare ya boy]

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad feels like coagulatin'
I'm sitting here just contemplatin'
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation.
Handful of senators don't pass legislation
And marches alone can't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
You may leave here for 4 days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
And, tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don't believe
We're on the eve
Of destruction
Mm, no no, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

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