[Smalmslobby]

This is soooo correct, unfortunately. *blushes* My closest friend sent this in my experience, we're able to not think how accurate it was! WHENEVER WE WOMEN CONSUME ALSO MUCH............ 1. WE'VE SIMPLY NO CONCEPT WHERE OUR Bag IS. 2. WE THINK THAT DANCE WITH THIS HANDS OVERHEAD AND MOVING OUR Bottom WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS REALLY THE Hottest PARTY MANEUVER AROUND. 3. We have SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT PEOPLE WISH TO STOP SOMEONE'S BUTT AND ACTUALLY THINK WE'RE ABLE TO DO IT TOO. 4. WITHIN OUR LAST VISIT TO PEE, WE UNDERSTAND THAT WE TODAY APPEAR A LOT MORE LIKE A DISPLACED Stripper COMPARED TO GODDESS WE WERE ONLY FOUR HOURS BEFORE 5.WE BEGIN SOBBING AND SHOWING EVERYBODY else WE OBSERVE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET ACUTELY ENTHUSIASTIC AND Leap UP AND DOWN WHENEVER A NEW SONG PLAY'S SINCE "OH MY Lord! I LOVE THAT SONG!" 7. We have FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE-TO THE Nerd SITTING ALONGSIDE US. 8. We have SUDDENLY ADOPTED SMOKING AND BECOME GREAT AT IT. 9. WE Shout AT-THE BARTENDER, WHO WE THINK ROBBED US GIVING US ONLY LEMONADE, BUT That is ONLY BECAUSE WE ARE ABLE TO NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE BELIEVE WE'RE DURING SEX, BUT OUR Cushion SEEMS UNUSUALLY SUCH AS THE HOME FLOOR (or even the mop?) 1-1. WE NEGLECT TO OBSERVE THAT THE BATHROOM LID'S DOWN WHEN WE TAKE A SEAT ON IT. 1-2. WE SIMPLY take OUR SHOES DOWN SINCE WE THINK IT'S THEIR PROBLEM THAT We are HAVING ISSUES WALKING STRAIGHT.