[limpoporanique]

Gun holsters and cowboy hat would have sucked less. Or better yet, powdered wigs and tricorner hats.

Let's just be up front about everything and put the team in camo, helmets, give them small arms, and drop them from helicopters.
TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE ! HELL YEAH !

[nitivearchit]

The NHS thing was one of the most retarded and retarded-looking things I've ever seen.

Also, seriously, a signing chorus? Really?

On the other hand, Mr. Bean continues to be awesome and hilarious. Rowan Atkinson

[Fegasderty]

I really enjoyed most of the Opening Ceremony, but I dislike "Hey, Jude", particularly when Muse's Olympic Theme would have been far more appropriate and would have got everyone pumped up.



I particularly liked that Serb didn't like it.

[XiWm9O9S]

Australia appear to be avoiding gold medals this time.

[Zenunlild]

I don't think you need to look for medical explanations for that fixed scowl. She's just a poisonous old harpy.

[doxinwasido]

The worst ceremony ever.
Simple as that.
Brits, Brits, Brits, you even overcame your own vassals Canadians in contest for the worst opening Olympic ceremony ever.
Great job.
Why I'm not surprised?
"Buses will be ready, asses will be ready".
F*ck, your major is an idiot.

Ho ho. So much better when you have an opening ceremony where you can't tell the Russian women shot putters apart from Kodiak bears on steroids.

Aahhh, the good old Warsaw Pact days, when Communist athletes showed the world just how performance enhancing drugs could improve your masculinity. Especially if your name was Ruslana or Valentina....





And no, I didn't see the ceremony as I don't own a television. But I know sour borscht when I see it....

[jokiruss]

Hmmmmmmm.................. Maybe it's a miracle they didn't give the team bowler hats to wear.

Did you miss the Czech team with wellington boots and umbrellas?

[Guloqkcm]

britain got any medals yet?

[Saispapedlimi]

nice, need one for Aussie bashing


http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8511061

[reaciciomarep]

It's ok, we get it, you hate Britain.

[55Beaphable]

Thank god for Ian Thorpe, who is one of the few people making the BBC's coverage of the games bearable. I wish he had been there to slap Clare Balding

Slapped the burly bear-dyke? She'd have ripped his arm off and garrotted him with it.

[CializCialiscsqw]

It's ok, we get it, you hate Britain.

That's quite untrue. I love Scotland, Wales, and Gabby Logan.

[topcasinobonua]

panama candidates olympics

Huh?

[Lkemybab]

Michael Johnson has also been really good.

Agreed.

Mark Cavendish, on the other hand, is absolutely dreadful.

[pkopwqzsdcvbn]

No you wouldn't.