[RIjdrVs3]

Uhh how many hundreds of thousands of children have previous presidents killed? Didn't stop them from getting reelected.

[TheLucyLee]

The onion is awesome

[leadmoffer]

There hasn't been a thread here yet, I don't think, about the issue that this is parodying.

[nryFBa9i]

I'm so glad these super PACs are around to exercise free speech and make their indispensable contributions to our political discourse.

[Agitoligflise]

I'm so glad these super PACs are around to exercise free speech and make their indispensable contributions to our political discourse.

Corporations are people, my friend.

[DariushPetresku]

Of course Obama is in control of the super pac. Nominally, technically, he's not, but come on. If he didn't approve of the things they were saying, he would tell them to stop.

[Stivenslivakovishhhs]

Gallup has them about tied, and I'm pretty sure that's without a likely voter model. It's a turnout game now.

[Usogwdkb]

Can't wait to see Foxnews

[levitratestimon]

How stupid.

[HunterM]

Of course Obama is in control of the super pac. Nominally, technically, he's not, but come on. If he didn't approve of the things they were saying, he would tell them to stop.

How could he possibly do that, considering that the Supreme Court only allowed Citizens United on the basis that Super Pacs would not work with direction from political candidates?

[kSmica]

He's got him as a nearly 3-1 favorite to win reelection.

Romney has some not-so-friendly numbers in some swing states holding him back.

[Seiblybiozy]

It looks to me like they have Obama by nearly 3:1 for ~3 months with the popular vote being incredibly close (I have no idea why, I am unsure why most anyone would vote for Romney).

JM

[Clielldub]

How could he possibly do that, considering that the Supreme Court only allowed Citizens United on the basis that Super Pacs would not work with direction from political candidates?

Obama can't order them around, but he can give suggestions. Which they will of course always take.

[sykanaxer]

The state of the economy is mostly due to Republicans being retards. They have been since ~2000.

JM

Oh, that's factual.

Someone's forgetting two whole years of Democrat dominance, as well as four years of complete Democratic control of congress.

[zenihan]

It hasn't been 3-1 until a couple days ago. Before that it was like 40-60ish or so.

According to the graph, it's been in the neighborhood of 65-35 to 70-30 for nearly 6 weeks.

[Smeaphvalialm]

So what you're saying is that the whole case on which Citizens United was based is in fact a fraud, and that Super PACs are indeed just an extension of campaign spending?

Yes yes yes. Fetch the fainting couch and smelling salts. How terribly insightful, no one had ever made that connection before.

[first_pr]

He also supported Sauron but Republicans don't want to talk about that.

What is even more worrisome is his professed support of the Death Eaters.

[idobestbuyonlinepp]

Yes yes yes. Fetch the fainting couch and smelling salts. How terribly insightful, no one had ever made that connection before.

No **** Sherlock, but considering we've had to sit through months of hearing how its all about freedom of speech, it'd be nice to hear an admission that its about nothing more then massively increased campaign funding via the back door.

[Evoncalabbalo]

Hasn't been below 63-37, minimum, since the last week of June.

[VemyhemiHef]

What is even more worrisome is his professed support of the Death Eaters.

I knew it!!