[Mowselelex]

Do you do room service?

[SerycegeBunny]

Rooms start at $250/night but go up to $3000/night. The stuff that happens there is crazy. We get a lot of celebrities and the wealthy.

I don't know what I can talk about but I'll tell you this. The most ordered film by a long shot... Tranny Babysitters. Go figure.

All rich people are gay.

[AgJ5mNXM]

Those are for the women.

[incizarry]

Let us know when you need help composing your letter of resignation

[dalnecymync]

I think you'd make a fine tranny babysitter. To clarify, you'd be sitting tranny babies, correct?

[secondmertg]

250 for minimum walkup rate isn't swanky.

Please.

The full package has garnered the hotel numerous awards, including the AAA Five Diamond award and coveted spots on Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 Hotels in the World and Top 10 Hotels in the Continental U.S. This is the lobby:



Our tea lounge:




First job I ever had to wear a suit to work everyday.

[Marinausa]

That place looks pretty tacky actually.

[StethyEntinic]

A-list celebrities.

[beckercpa]

It was the 11th highest rated hotel in the US according to Travel and Leisure:

http://www.travelandleisure.com/arti...hotels-2010/16

Our in-house international cuisine features everything from grilled octopus brochette to deviled quail eggs for brunch. Like I said, swanky.

[AbeldeldepBug]

dont mind me, im just posting here to remind myself for entertainment later.

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[chootsonege]

Is that the best Philly has to offer? The 1920's called, they want their interior back.

I think that's the point.

I love how all of a sudden Apolyton posters are high brow, interior design modernists. Half of you proudly dress like slobs.

[VovTortki]

First job I ever had to wear a suit to work everyday. I'm sorry but I can't get the picture of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, with their little suits on. Maybe it's because they're expected to deal with the dog.

[Penisvergroesserung]

Actually, dog walking is part of my job, something they neglected to mention. It's uncommon but I'll cross that Rubicon when I get to it. That may be the day I quit.

[gnusnich]

Actually, dog walking is part of my job, something they neglected to mention. It's uncommon but I'll cross that Rubicon when I get to it. That may be the day I quit.

Why would you quit over that? Are yiou allergic?

[Gmvkgkmn]

250 for minimum walkup rate isn't swanky.

Agreed. It is nice but most A list celebs want more. It does buy you a nicely furnished hotel lobby and room but that's business class in my book where as the $3000 per night places are the truly swanky places which offer the individual attention the truly wealthy seek. That said, in my business trips it's mostly in the $250 a night range with some less and some slightly more depending on the location. For some reason that's where the boss draws the line on the expense account unless there is a darn good reason.

[pXss8cyx]

Maybe if you walk a few, you'll lose a little of the irrational fear that you have. Kind of like gays. Once you know a few, they don't seem scary anymore.

[Cyclicymn]

Let us know when you need help composing your letter of resignation

This is a good idea Alby, that job is clearly not for you.

so let's get to composin'!

[foI3fKWv]

Yeah, it'd be pretty stupid to quit in a crap economy like this over having to walk dogs. Especially since, as Din-din says, rich people aren't known for having dogs so much as rodents of technically-canine heritage.

Seriously, there are house cats bigger than the current "in" dogs for the idle rich. They like mini dogs which they can carry around in their purses.

[lopushok]

Al, has any of the guests asked you to procure whores or drugs for him yet?

[realfan87]

Maybe if you walk a few, you'll lose a little of the irrational fear that you have. Kind of like gays. Once you know a few, they don't seem scary anymore.

Careful. If Albie's homophobia is due to his homosexual tendency, then would his cynophobia be a result of his doggy luvvin' tendency?